| Reasons why Glorfindel wasn�t there� 1. Me? Go find that stupid Aragorn and a troop of hobbits? No! 2. Send Arwen, it's her boyfriend! 3. I have a hair appointment. 4. I have a nail appointment. New place too, Saruman�s nail salon, heard of it? 5. Legolas just showed up. Got to go save him from the fan girls. Big brother deal and all you know. 6. I am depressed; go away, cross-dressing Elrond! You traumatized me with that purple dress scandal! 7. What is the point! The books will live forever! 8. Ahhhh! (Fell off cliff) 9. (Got attacked by overprotective Arwen.) 10. (Got attacked by overprotective Frodo/Legolas/Aragorn fans.) 11. Hey, Arwen! I can borrow your hair stuff if I let you go look for Aragorn and the hobbits? Great! Go right ahead! 12. Elrond owes me! So no! 13. Ewww, Aragorn hasn�t washed in weeks! You can smell it from here! Up close the smell will probably kill me, so no! 14. Owww! Asfaloth threw me! Who messed with my horse?! 15. Sorry, got a date with a human chick! 16. I fought the Balrog! Find someone else to do this! 17. Glorfindel? Who is Glorfindel? My name is Arwen. 18. Glorfindel? No, I am Legolas. 19. Arwen needs a bigger part. So�. 20. I am scared of little things! Especially hobbits! Sure, they may look cute, but they bite! Especially that one with the big eyes! 21. I am crossing the sea and I do not plan to return. Find someone else! 22. Elrond kicked me out for smoking hobbit weed, so I missed my part because I was hiiiigh! 23. I did it once, why do it again? 24. Joining Tom Bomb on the reject pile. 25. Died again! 26: Hello, do you see this hair? This hair is a hazard to my health. This hair caused my death the first time. I�m not taking any chances, since I can�t cut of my hair, I�m staying here. You never know, a Nazgul might pull me into the river or something and I really don�t feel like dying again. Though drowning next to burning would be interesting�. Elrond, stop looking at me like I�m crazy! Got more ideas? Go ahead and email them to me, and I shall be happy to post them on the list with credit to you. :) [email protected] |