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Who slept with who on 90210..
One Long Math Class...
Well, one day two years ago my friend and I were sitting in math class, totally bored. So we thought up a great way to pass the time. Make up a list of the complex sex lives of the people of 90210. As you know, or should know, Kelly was dating Jake for awhile durring the beggining of Melrose Place, so they got included too. Then we realized that Ronda was involved with the people of Models INC. Luckily, we couldn't remember anything from that show, as it had already been cancelled, so we omitted that. Below is my original heading... (Why I made a heading I don't know, no one else was going to see it)

This is our complete legend of all the people in Melrose Place and Beverly Hills 90210 and who they have dated, this list is composed of more than 29 people. If Brandon (or anyone else) got a STD (Like AIDS) they would ALL DIE !! (except Matt, who is gay, and Ronda, and Tara-but Tara is depressed, and will die soon anyways) Technically alive due to viginity are Donna and Joe- Scott would be alive, but he shot himslef, and has been dead for 4 years. Toni is dead ANYWAYS because her dad's hitman shot her (Making Dylan leave the show, poor boy)

LEGEND OF SHORT FORMS

Bre=Brenda-------------St=Steve
Bra=Brandon------------SG=Stan Girl
Dy=Dylan---------------Gab=Gabriel
Do=Donna---------------DC=Dean Cain
Ke=Kelly---------------OG=Old Girl
Da=David---------------KG=Keg Boy
Sc=Scott---------------F=fooled
Va=Valerie-------------M=Mistress
Cl=Claire--------------R=Raped
Jo=Joe-----------------Ja=Jake
Co=Colin---------------San=Sandy
Ta=Tara----------------Syd=Sydney
Em=Emily---------------Bi=Billy
Jan=Jane---------------Doc=Doctor
Jo=Jo------------------Alic=Alicia
Kim=Kimberly-----------Bob=Bobby
Am=Amanda--------------Mac=Mackenzie
All=Allison------------Obse=Obsession
Bro=Brooke-------------Tec=Teacher
Pet=Peter--------------Jey=Jesy
Mic=Michael------------Hail=Haily
Jes=Jesse--------------Ron=Ronda
Mat=Matt---------------Jo's Baby=Jos
Rich=Richard-----------Cult=Cult Guy
Job=Jo's baby-er

(As you can tell, some of the one night stands we have forgotten the names of, live with it)

Bre->(slept with)Dy & DC
Bra->Ke, Va, Em, OG, Cl, Gab & Sys
Dy->Bre, Ke, Va & Em
Do->(dated)Da, Jo & Ray
Ke->St, Bra, Da, Co, Dy, Kg, & Ja
Da->Do, Ke, Va & SG
St->Ke, Cl, F, M & R
Sc->No one
Va->Bra, Dy, Da, Co & Ray
Cl->St, Bra & Da
Jo->(dated)Do
Ta->No One
Em->Bra & Dy
Ja->Sandy, Syd, Jan, Jo, Am & All
San->Ja
Bi->Am, All & Bro
Jan->Mic, Ja & Rich
Jo->Job, Ja, Jes, Rich & Doc
Kim->Mic & Pet
Am->Pet, Mich, Ja, Bill & Bob
All->Bill, Ja, obse & Hail
Bro->Bill
Pet->Kim, Am & Alic
Mic->Sy, Ja, Kim & Am
Jes->Jo
Mat->no one.. well.. a few doctors and such
Rich->Ja, Mac & Jo
Syd->Ja, Mic, Cult (& others while being a hooker)
Gab->Bra, Tec, & Jey
Ron-> No One
Jos-> NOT INCLUDING MODELS INC


average=3 people

Stud-> Kelly with 7 men
Runners up-> Brandon and Jake, both with 6 women


Now you can die happy, knowing who slept with who (up to 1995 that is)

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