| This is an opinion page about a guy. No ordinary guy, but who's ordinary in this world anyway? This guy's name is Jeffery J. Froese. I attended high school with the chap, and through the good times and the bad J.J., as we called him, was always there to say or do something out of the norm. I now turn this page to my former students, and anyone out there who might kno this fella' as we do. Have at it, tell me what you think of J.J., and tell me some of the outstanding stories you remember J.J. by. Let the Slandering begin!!! Thanks. Enjoy. | |||||||||||||||||
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| The Good Old Radio The radio was our friend throughout high school; it provided great music during those quiet times in which we were supposed to be working. I never really did like working at school, so I didn't. Whenever it was too quiet and there were too many people doing work, me and another couple of people would bug JJ about the radio. It all started with a craving to bug the poor soul, but we had already bugged him about every conceivable thing, so we decided to bug him about the inconceivable. Whenever one of those over-cheesy and annoying songs by Phil Collins or Michael Bolton type singers would play on the radio, we would tell JJ to shut-up. It would start out as a polite request for JJ to please stop singing, and it would escalate from there. If he didn't stop (which he couldn't without turning off the radio) we would keep on telling him to shut-up until he would snap at us with one of his highly frustrated insults, like "would you f*ck off already" or "Steve! I'm trying to do my work". Whenever he did snap, we would always overreact and tell JJ to calm down and take a chill pill. This kind of bugging really proved to us that JJ had a hopelessly small self-esteem and that if we could bug him about something so stupid, we could probably bug him about anything. |
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| The SPAZ I remember one time when we were relentlessly bugging the shit out of JJ; he had one of his extremely unpredictable "spazes." For reasons I can't really remember, we were bugging JJ one afternoon and he decided to retaliate with a simple "F*ck off!" Now because Joel was such a Keener, he backlashed the insult with the words "F*ck on, you get better results". For reasons not quite explainable, this made JJ rage. He Spazed, kicking Joel with his big Caterpillar boots, Joel fell over and screamed in pain from the behemoth impact of the boots. About 1 minute later, after we were done making JJ feel like he was a crazy asshole, he solemnly apologized to Joel for kicking him. |
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| The man behind the words. This here is a picture of J.J. grade twelve year. He seems to be enjoying himself. That means Lewis must be busy somewhere else. But for how long? | |||||||||||||||||
| I haven't read all of the JJ page, but the first thing that comes to mind about him for me is the whole Mrs. Moore asked him a question, and he said "I don't know, I'm just scratching my head so I can think better." | |||||||||||||||||
| Sun shining, a fresh breeze blowing, a light snow cover on the ground and the sound of �Fuck you Telford� ringing in the air. Ah yes, the first signs of winter. You always knew when it was curling season in P.E. class because there would be JJ rolling down that hill beside the Elks hall. You would think he�d stay down after the first three pushes and wait for the culprits to leave, but oddly JJ can be persistent. This was an annual event, one that became a heart-warming, good ol� time. Secretly, I think JJ enjoyed it. | |||||||||||||||||
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