The House of Reason
The Judge of Reason


The Judge of Reason is a reasonable judge.  As the Judge of Reason, he/she accuses individuals as not letting loose in life.  Because letting loose in life is essential for one�s own happiness and success, the Judge of Reason must enforce letting loose as he/she sees fit.  The Judge of Reason is the Judge of Reason because he/she knows how to let loose himself, and also knows what is reasonable.  The Judge of Reason may appoint another Judge of Reason if he/she believes it is a reasonable person that he/she is appointing.  The new Judge of Reason must construct a Hat of Reason in order to write Sentences of Reason.


The Hat of Reason


The Hat of Reason is to be worn by the Judge of Reason.  The Judge of Reason may only write Sentences of Reason while wearing the Hat of Reason.  The Judge of Reason may also wear the Hat of Reason whenever the Judge of Reason feels, but it is not mandatory head attire.  When the Hat of Reason is being constructed, make sure that it has two dirty socks within it.  The Judge of Reason decides anything else added to the Hat of Reason.  The Judge of Reason may not have more then one Hat of Reason.


The Sentence of Reason


The Sentence of Reason can only be written and given to the guilty by the Judge of Reason.  The Sentence of Reason consists of Musts that the guilty has to complete by a reasonable time/date.  Also entailed in the Sentence of Reason are the Kosequences the guilty will gladly suffer be the Sentence of Reason incomplete by the time/date given.  Only one Sentence of Reason can be written at a time, for this is only reasonable.  Sentences of Reason may become harder as they increase in number of re-sentencing.

The Kosequences


Kosequences will be gladly suffered by the guilty has he/she failed to complete the Sentence of Reason given to he/she by the Judge of Reason.  Kosequences are to be written after the guilty has signed the Sentence of Reason.  Kosequences need not be Reasonable, for they are the Judge of Reason�s method of punishing the guilty for not completing the Sentence of Reason.  There may be up to five Kosequences given for each Sentence of Reason not completed by the guilty.  Kosequences become harder with each Sentence of Reason given to the guilty.
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