- Woody Allen (1935-)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
"Sanity is a madness put to good uses."
- George Santayana (1863-1952)
"Well done is better than well said."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" "
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"He would make a lovely corpse."
- Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)