Find a hat
Wear a hat
Buy a hat
Toss a hat
Keep a hat
Have a hat
Give a hat
Share a hat
Enjoy a hat
Steal a hat
Feel a hat
It's story time children, so gather around, and don't make a sound.  Sit and enjoy while I create a world worry free, a world of fantasy.
Ok so this isn't a story as much as it is some random words about hats, but it's all good.
Hats.  I like hats.  Most hats, but not all.  Some hats go too far.  Some hats are a sad sight to see, ugly as can be, found on an unknowing somebody.  I like hats that are old.  I like them new.  I like Cat in the Hat.  I like the way girls look in hats.  I have hats to hide my hair. I have hats to share.  Why I like hats as I do, I can not say.  It is a mystery.  But I do not mind because hats are worth liking.  You can see them all around.  Nice hats can be hard to find, sometimes passing by one as though I were blind.  But I own nine hats, and I'm sure there are more to come.  I will keep my eyes open for the next one.  Hats.  I like hats.  For now I will wear my hats, wear them with pride.  And try not to forget to take them off while inside.  I hope it's not a crime to like hats as I do.  It may sound like I am obsessed with the fabric and thread that people place atop their head.  This is not true.  Not true at all.  I do not wear a hat all the time.  I do not stare at those wearing hats.  I just enjoy seeing a hat once and again, and when I take a look at one I think.  Hats.  I like hats.
Alright, by request I have drawn some more hats.  These are all hats that I own.  The Beanie and the  visor I totally bought after Eli requested I put up some more pictures of hats.  They are totally a welcome addition to the lovely collection.  The other two hats seem to be your basic baseball caps.  The Black Nike hat is probably most worn.  It's more of a brownish colour now a days because I wear it all the time, get it dirty and faded.  It's actually not the original Black Nike hat that I owned.  This is Black Nike hat two.  The other one is gone.  Somewhere, somehow.  I donno.  So I got a new one.  Sweet.  The other ball cap like hat is my Team KFC hat.  I totally got it when I was "working" for KFC.  What's this?! I worked at KFC?!  No, no I did not.  I was going to, and they gave me a hat and name tag.  But then Burger King called me up and gave me my hours before KFC, so I said bye bye and thank you kindly for that hat.  You can't beat that.  Anyways, them there are the hats.  The adidas one looks funny on here.  But I don't mind.  I'm a funny lookin' guy so we work well together.
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