And thus, by example,
mud puppies are made of
mud, but not puppies, as
is a common misconception.
Water is wet, except
when it is dehydrated,
in which case it is
not... Anything.  My hair
is long, but only in 
comparison with people

[flip paper over]

or dogs with hair that
is not as long as mine.
Also, height, weight,
and finger size can be
compared in this manner.
Origami swans are best 
made by folding the 
paper into a swan-like
shape, instead of leaving
it flat, like this swan
is.