good night, sleep well,
I shall most likely
kill you in the morning
...
or at least be back
later on.  Yeah, that
works too.

[flip paper over]

It is time for another amazing
revelation!  Pens can be found
all over, from pencils to penguins
to Pennsylvania (I vant to suck
your ink!)  The count Baron Von
chiblies has a special pen he
keeps with him at all times.
He uses it for all sorts of
things, from writing to chopsticks.
That he can play very well, but
only with the assistance of
the very chiblies which give him
his name.  Honest.  They named 
him.  Before, he was called Melvin.