I was walkin down the street
Walkin on my feet
thinking to myself
"Yo, I ain't no elf!"

They said I'm super crazy
But damn, you know I'm lazy
I wrote this dumb ole song
And sing it all day long

(REFRAIN)
My name is TMC!
It's The Mastah Cow!
I look at you foo,
And man, you bow!

(refrain)
So now I am illin
in Nate's room just chillin
You buy my CD's
And then beg on your knees!

I smack you bench up
I put your bench down
Drop plates on yo ass
And call you a clown

"So where's this all goin?"
You say to yourself
"Man, this is whack!
Dude must be an elf!"

Like I said before,
I ain't no elf bore!
Just sizzle your brain
and belt out my refrain!

(refrain)

(refrain)

TMC
The Master Cow
TMC
The Master Cow
TMC
The Master Cow
(fades away)