And now, with this big fat cow warrior at your bidding...
it is time...
to rebuild your once glorious computer empire.  

Games will be played that nary were playable before.  
CastleVanias!  Contras!  Arcade games galore!  
Dungeon Seige.  And... perhaps... shiznits.  
What the heck is the name?...  Ummm... I just saw the box earlier 
today.  You know, that game you couldn't play because your processoor 
was too slow, your video card too weak, and your Direct X just not 
direct enough...
BAH!  I just can't think of it.  That super hero game.  It would
have been much more climactic if I could have remembered the name.

(If we cover some of the fan holes your computer will be quieter.)