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Peter piper picked a peck of pickeld peppers.  If Peter Piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Row, row, row your boat
Gently dsown the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.
Bow I like to push the shift button entirely too much.
Space bar too.  Bonk bonk.
Bow?  BOW?  Oopsie.  Well, it looks like my keyboard is working just fine.
And, it's much lighter than the other one.  I'm happy.  I like this keyboard.
OK, all done, time to put it away, turn this off, and take a shower.
Moooo!