| Once there was a little cat named Taja who was very insane. One day, a boy named Heero was skipping along a yellow brick road with his best friend Yuki. Taja saw them, so she ran at Heero�fs feet and licked his toes. He said �gOmae o korosu!�h Taja meowed and purred, so Yuki squealed and picked up Heero, then Taja tripped Yuki. He landed on Heero, who yelled �gSave the Queen!�h Quatre walked by and glomped Heero. Taja licked Quatre�fs hair, so she purred and climbed on his head. Heero removed his pants, then declared �gI will never wear pants again!�h So Quatre said �gYay!�h then hopped on Heero. Yuki felt very lonely, so Heero said �gGo away, freak.�h Yuki got pissed, and threw a handful of grass in Heero�fs eyes. Heero cried and hugged Taja. Quatre said �gUm�c�h and poked Yuki in the tummy. Yuki spinned in circles, until he fell on his butt. Heero poked�cQuatre. Quatre said �gI would like to take a shower with Taja and Yuki, but not in public. So take me to McDonalds.�h So Heero got up and stared at Quatre. Yuki yelled �gTomorrow I�fm going to the zoo. Do you three want to come?�h Taja happily meowed, and Heero sang a country song. Quatre said �gYes! I want to be a lion.�h Everybody stripped and got down with the beat. Heero suddenly bled to death. Then Quatre said �gDamn, not again�c�h Yuki said �gHow YOU doing?�h and Quatre replied �gI�fm fine.�h Yuki grabbed Quatre�fs ass and winked. Quatre pondered the mystery of the moon. Taja chewed on Heero�fs nose. Then Heero woke up and saw Yuki groping Quatre. He screamed �gI will survive!�h Yuki said �gEh?�h Heero then beat on Yuki, while Quatre danced naked. Yuki grabbed�cHeero and fondled. This made Quatre say �gThat�fs my man! Don�ft MAKE me hurt you.�h Yuki laughed and fondled�cQuatre. Taja looked disgusted, and roared until the world went POOF! Heero was startled by that, and jumped on Quatre and made sweet love to him. Yuki played with Heero�fs pants and pretended he was Heero. Quatre was so horny that he gnawed on�cHeero. Heero said �gOh baby! I like how you do your makeup.�h Quatre blushed and stared at Heero�fs ass. Yuki drew happy faces on�chimself. Heero giggled and screwed Quatre till neither of them could see anymore. Duo came flying into their lives. Quatre thought Duo was a girl. So Duo stripped and his weewee was enormous. Heero grabbed it and did lots of evil deeds. Quatre sat on Yuki. Yuki smelled like�cHeero so Quatre killed him. Duo petted Taja and squealed with joy. Heero leered at Yuki�fs body because he liked the pants he had. Quatre shrieked �gWhy do you mock my pain!?!?�h Heero thought this meant Quatre was horny, so he played with�cQuatre. Quatre slapped Heero and Heero sobbed. Quatre was sorry, so he screwed Heero. Duo wanted to pick daisies, but he was afraid there were bees. Taja then said �gLet�fs play golf!�h Quatre ran away. He was naked and scared. Heero played with�chimself. Taja cried because no one wanted to give her candy. |
