| Asshole Inside the Show (Original song: Girl In The Mirror, by Britney Spears) by Sasuke There's an asshole inside the show I wonder why he's there Sometimes I think I like him Sometimes I wish I could kill him He does nothing by himself Taking naps and being scared Whenever he asks for help I can tell he's really annoying, while he yelps 'Cause the asshole inside the show is whining right now And there's nothing I can do at all, to make him shut his mouth Oh, the asshole inside the show is whining 'cause he sucks And I wish he got run over Run over by a truck If I could, I wouldn't save him When he's in distress The pain in the ass that he is And his awful sense of style to dress So go to hell where you are from Or kill yourself for being so dumb Whenever he asks for help I know no one's more annoying, while he yelps 'Cause the asshole inside the show is whining right now And there's nothing I can do at all, to make him shut his mouth Oh, the bitch inside the game is whining 'cause he sucks And I wish he got run over I wish he got run over Oh, I wish he got run over by a truck (NOTE: For the last part, imagine that Quatre sings the whole song) I can't believe it's part of me That the asshole inside the show The asshole inside the show is me! I can't believe what I see, no, oh Oh, the asshole inside the show The asshole inside the show, is me Oh, is me 'Cause the asshole inside the show is whining right now And there's nothing I can do at all, to make him shut his mouth Oh, the asshole inside the game is whining 'cause he sucks And I wish he got run over I wish he got run over Oh, I wish he got run over by a truck (This song's moral: Some people are just too stupid to see that they're talking about themselves.) |