| Reasons To Hate Quatre- Page Two |
| These were submitted by SW and WS: ~the fashion police are always after him ~his face looks like a sideburn ~he needs a few boxes of tic-tacs ~his teeth are more yellow than the sun ~he needs to wear sandals because of the toe jam ~he wears lipstick ~he wears earrings ~he likes to experiment with eyeshadow ~he's always had a crush on ken and little billy ~his breath is so bad he makes onions cry ~Sandrock's gas is Quatre's "natrual" gas ~his one gift in life is his smelliness ~his favorite dbz character is gohan ~he wears flowered panties ~he likes bunnies ~he definately should have been in rocky horror ~he likes rainbows ~he likes heart cookies with heart sprinkles (pink of course) ~his nostrils are bigger than his eye sockets ~his butt is as hairy as a monkey (wait he is a monkey) ~reminds me of my size barbie ~smells like a (used) portapotty ~quatre knows what a girl wants ~he likes to paint his tonenails pink ~he likes to play girl talk ~his favorite cd is Donny Osmond's Greatest Hits ~his idols are Vanilla ice and Kenny G ~his favorite movies are "lifesize" and "pochontas" and "rip girls" ~he also likes bobby brown, celine dion These were submitted by an anonymous person: ~The reason I hate Quatre is because hes a total flake. ~he dresses funny. ~hes just plain weird. ~he doesn't know the meaning of the word shut up. ~I like Treize better then him and I really hate Treize Kushrenda. These were submitted by MDGEIST0099: ~he has a boner for Trowa ~he doesn't fight himself he has that army of his dads friends fight for him ~he is flaming gay ~he's a hypocrite These were submitted by Bellami Shea Benigno: ~ He sucks in too many ways to possibly name them all. ~ If you combine Quatre and his 29 sisters you'll get 29.753 girls and .247 guys. ~ He looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy on ex. ~ Notice how he never, in any of the episodes, takes any interest in any females. (No real suprise...) ~ Arabian and blonde? Yeah, right, in what freakshow? ~ He does the creepy-evil-daddy-exploded laugh thing. ~ Everyone hates him but he can't seem to get the idea that the earth (and colonies) would be much better off if he stuck his blonde head in blender. (Homo-smoothies!) ~ He seems to have some strange infatuaton with Trowa. (In the red corner we have Quatre and in the blue corner we have Katherine battling it out Trowa's virginity!) ~ He's communist. (Notice the glowing red sickles on Sandrock...) ~ He doesn't seem to understand that not all fashion statements are good ones. (Pink tuxedo, purple vest, goggles, shall I go on...) These were submitted by Ami Chiba: ~come on, his name means 4 in french! ~Face it people, he's gay ~what kind of a guy wears pink shirts, and is followed around by a bunch of gaurds saying "But master Quatre" 24/7 ~he talks (literally) to his gundam ~he doesn't understand the phrase "Shizuka ni!" ~Personal note to Quatre: "Shizuka ni, anata tonma, shijiji!" (Translation: Shutup, you jack-ass, bastard) |