| Mission statement: eliminate quatre written by PsychoDelandao * = actions ( ) = thoughts Things had gotten quiet in outer space, and although the war wasn�t over, the pilots decided to take some time off to relax. They had decided to go to an amusement park on the L2 colony, but without quatre. After entering the park, they managed to loose quatre at last. Duo: Whew, we finally lost him. Trowa: Yea. That guy hangs around like a bad smell. Duo: Oh well, now we can go look for some girls. Wufei: What? I thought we were going to enter a tournament held here! Heero: Yea right Wufei. We just said that so you�d come. Wufie: Damn it! I don�t wanna hand around with a bunch of weak onna�s. Duo: Why did we bring him along anyways? *There�s a moment of silence while they ponder why they even invited Wufei. The silence is suddenly broken as Quatre arrives on the scene. His clothes are slightly messed up and his hair is messy.* Quatre: Hi guys. Heero: (damn, I thought we got rid of him) Quatre: I guess we got split up for a second. But this REALLY nice guy in leather pointed me in your direction. *Trowa and Duo look at each other uncomfortably* Duo: Uhhhh, yea well... we�re glad you found us. *laughs nervously* Quatre: Hey Trowa. I was worried we wouldn�t be able to ride the roller coaster together. Trowa: Yea.... great.... (why did I leave heavyarms on the peace million?) Heero: Uh well, let�s get going then. *The group begins to walk towards the rides* Quatre: Wow. This park is beautiful. So beautiful. Heero: *walks up to wufei* we have to eliminate Quatre Wufei: I was just thinking the same thing. I got an idea, but you gotta keep him busy.. Heero: I don�t wanna keep him busy. His idea of keeping busy is probably similar to what he was referring to when he spoke of the leather man. *Shudders* Wufei: Hey guys, I�m gonna get some snacks. I�ll catch up. Quatre: Don�t be too long, my dear Wufei. Wufei: *walking away quickly* (damn weirdo) *Quickly makes his way to the roller coaster and knocks out it�s operator and takes over the controls. *Meinwhile, Heero has discreetly informed Trowa and Duo that Wufei�s up to something. Quatre didn�t notice because he was busy chasing butterflies* Heero: ...so just make sure that we don�t get killed either. You know Wufei, he works alone. Killing us would probably be a bonus to him. Duo: Well then maybe you should�ve gone instead of him. Heero: Yea right, like I wouldn�t kill you. I owe you for when you shot me. Trowa: Look, it doesn�t matter. Let�s just be careful. *While the three are talking, three attractive girls approach. The first with blonde hair, the second a brunette, and the third a redhead.* Blonde: Hi cuties. Duo: Hey. How are you ladies doing? All three girls: *smiling* fine Trowa: You girls here on your own? Brunette: Yea. We were just looking for someone to keep us company. Blonde: How about you guys? You wanna have some fun with us? *Smiles at Heero* Heero: *walks past her* I�ll kill you. Blonde: *gasp* Duo: *slaps Heero across the head* What are doing dummy?! Heero: Oops, sorry. Old habits die hard. Blonde: That�s okay. I like dangerous guys. Like those gundam pilots I�ve heard so much about. *Duo smiles upon hearing this. Trowa remains silent. Heero completely ignores them* Duo: Well, it so happens that we are those gundam pilots. Heero: (Idiot! He shouldn�t be telling people we�re gundam pilots!) Brunette: You are? *She smiles at Trowa* Trowa: ........ Brunette: Ah, the strong silent type. How mysterious. Duo: (wow, these girls really like us!) Yea, we�re the real deal. Genuine gundam pilots sent to destroy OZ. Heero: (He�s gonna blow our cover) *Looks at the blonde* (but maybe it�s worth it. Relena might leave me alone if I�m with another girl) Yea, we�ve been in some pretty wild battles. The stories we could tell you. *Quatre suddenly skips up to the other* Quatre: Hey sillies. Are we going to the rides or what? Duo: *notices the girls are looking at quatre like he�s some sort of psycho fruit* Uh, who are you. Do we know you? Heero: uh yea... go away. *turns to the girls* just some retarded kid following people around. Quatre: Oh you silly gooses. It�s me, Quatre. You know, fellow gundam pilot. Redhead: You�re a gundam pilot too? Quatre: Yes indeedy Blonde: Yea right. He couldn�t be a gundam pilot. And I�m starting to think that maybe you guys are trying to pull a fast one on us. Duo: No! We really are Gundam Pilots. I could even show you my gundam. Blonde: Yea right. Not with a friend like that. Redhead: Oh come on. They might be telling the truth. Let�s give them a chance. Quatre: Ewwww.... you go away you icky girl! Redhead: Well I never.... hmph *The three girls walk away, but the brunette leaves Trowa her number. The other stare a Trowa.* Trowa: *smiles* sometimes saying nothing is enough to get by. Quatre: LOOK OUT TROWA!!! *grabs the paper from Trowa�s hand and rips it apart* It might have cooties! Trowa: *stares in awe as the pieces of paper fall to the ground. He then looks a Quatre angrily.* Quatre: Well? Thank me. *Trowa lunges at Quatre to kill him, but Duo and Heero hold him back* Heero: *struggling to hold Trowa* calm down. Not here. Wufei will handle it. Duo: Yea, settle down. There�ll be others. Trowa: *showing an anger never seen before coming from the calm cool pilot, he tries to rip his way free of the two pair of arms holding him back* GRRRRR, COME ON LET GO!!! JUST LET ME STAB HIM WITH MY HAIR AT LEAST!!! Duo: Yea right, that�ll kill him. Heero: Too many witnisses Trowa. You know your policy on witnesses. Trowa: *immediately begins to calm down remembering all the soldiers he�s destroyed just to eliminate all witnesses from his attacks* yea, you�re right *Heero and Duo let go of their comrade* Quatre: (I think he likes me) *giggles* Trowa: (I�ll wipe that smile off his face soon enough. A few well placed explosives will get rid of him.) Duo: (That little dick. He ruined my chances with the red haired girl! Once I get Deathscythe I�ll sneak up on him and slice him up good.) Heero: (I should just shoot him, but Wufei�s got something planned. Might as well see what it is.) Quatre: So come on guys... let�s get to the roller coasters. *As they walk toward the roller coasters, they notice Shen Long standing beside the tracks of the coaster. Quatre doesn�t seem to notice since his concentration is elsewhere. Heero suddenly notices that Quatre�s staring at him.� Heero: Hey! What are you looking at? Quatre: Uhhh, nothing. I just.... like your shorts. *Duo and Trowa once again look disturbed.* Heero: (I knew I should�ve worn pants today) uh.... well... yea (I�d better just drop it) *Trowa, Duo, and Heero look up and Shen Long to spot it�s eyes flashing lightly.* Trowa: *to Heero and Duo* I suggest we stay off the ride. *Duo and Heero nod in agreement* Quatre: What did you just say Trowa? Trowa: uh... I said that I�m so excited I feel tingly inside. Quatre: Oh, me too. *puts his hand up to his mouth and giggles* *Duo rolls his eyes* Quatre: *sits down in the front car. He notices the others aren�t sitting down too.* Hey, aren�t you guys coming too? Duo: Uhhh, my stomach feels kinda bad right now. Heero: And I..... just don�t wanna go. Trowa: And I�m afraid of heights. Quatre: You�re afraid of heights? But you�re a gundam pilot. Trowa: *remains quiet for a while* I�m sticking with my story. Quatre: Well it�s no fun going alone, so I�ll skip this one then. *starts to get off* Duo: *shoves Trowa from behind* Okay Trowa, time to overcome that fear and ride the coaster with Quatre. Trowa: Huh? No! Heero: *pushes Trowa into the seat beside Quatre* Yea I agree, let�s go. Quatre: *claps his hands* goody, my best buddy Trowa is gonna come along for the ride. *sits down again.* Trowa: *Quckly lowers the bar locking Quatre into his seat and pushes Duo and Heero aside. He then pretends to fall out of the car.* Oops, I fell. *Trowa is picked up by Heero and Duo as the roller coaster takes off.* Quatre: Awww, I don�t want to go alone. *The train rolls off* Duo: Heh, you fell? Trowa: I�m a great actor eh? Thanks for trying to sacrifice me. Heero: Hey, take one for the team. Trowa: Well with all of this Quatre crap, I�m beginning to with I had ammnesia again. *Just as the train rounded the track near where Shen Long stool, Wufei activated the Dragon Fang and smashed the track causing the train to explode and land in a burning heap on the ground.* Duo: All right Wufie!!! Trowa: Great, now I don�t have to worry about being stalked anymore. *Wufei climbs down from his gundam and joins the others* Heero: Good work. Wufei: He was a weakling. WEAK! Fortunately I take Nataku where ever I go. I served him some justice. Duo: uh, justice.... right. You know innocent people were killed in that attack. Wufei: Casualties of war. *Quatre suddenly crawls out from under the wreckage and skips over to the others* Quatre: Hi guys... woah. Freak accident eh? But I�m okay. *Wufei looks at Quatre in awe, Duo looks pissed, Trowa looks like he�s about to cry, and Heero as usual looks totally calm and collective.* Quatre: Well, now that I�ve done a ride, how about some twister guys? Heero: That�s it, I don�t care if we�re seen. *pulls his gun out and blows quatre�s brains out* Mission complete. Duo: All right Heero *pats Heero on the back* Trowa: It�s over.... it�s finally over. Wufie: Weak onna. Heero: I can finally live in a little more peace and not worry about my bicycle shorts and being constantly watched for. *He suddenly feels a chill* Hmmm, that was weird. *From the distance, Heero hears something worse then Quatre. He hears his biggest fear and an annoyance even worse then Quatre. �HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!� Heero: Oh no! She�s coming. Let�s get out of here! *So the remaining four pilots escape the colony knowing that even though they�ll probably never get rid of Relena Peacecraft, at least they won�t have to deal with Quatre anymore.* |