| The Mis-Adventures of Peaches and Sage Sambur: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............... (Sambur peacefully naps on her silky pink puppy bed in the middle of the living room. (The exceedingly femenine Quatre walks gaily into the room.) (A silent force screams 'Run, Sambur, run!') Quatre: PUPPY!!!! (Quatre runs forward in an ecstatic burst of homosexuality.) (Obliviously, the innocently unaware Duo rises to change the channel...) SMACK!!!!! Smoochie, smoochie! Duo: What the hell are you doing you fruity little fag?! Quatre: Oh, Sorry! I was kinda' going for Sambur. ( Sambur sneaks quietly out of the room now that she has had her daily dose of disturbance.) Duo: What have I told you about screwing dogs? Quatre: Not in the house? (Duo sighs hopelessly and smacks his forehead.) (Relena frolicks in happily bringing with her the pungent odor of last week's Tuna Surprise.) Relena: PUPPY!!!!!!! (Relena smacks incompetently into the gay and unsuspectant Quatre and both proceed to tumble across the floor, trip over the couch, and fall in a screaming bundle of unrivaled gayness out of the 7th story window.) (Peaches and Sage stumble in, somewhat concerned.) Sage: What happened? Peaches: We heard a loud crash that sounded like Relena smacking incompetently into a gay and insuspecting Quatre and proceeding to tumble across the floor, trip over the couch, and fall in a screaming bundle of unrivaled gayness out of the 7th story window. (Duo twitches) Duo: Um..........yeah........................................................(cricket cricket)....what she said....hey, wait a minute, who ..........opened...... the....... window ..........anyway.........................................? (Sambur giggles) THE END (Thank God) The End The End The End Ta Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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