| "The Magazine" By Up y0 Quatre fAn'S asSeS for all you Loser's out there who don't know what Delia's� is, it's a Girl's Clothes Magazine. *freaks* "la la tralla la la" Quatre� sang Gaily as he walked down the hall of his house. As he passed Bizzatch�'s room, a light caught his eye. He was tempted by the intriguing light. He walked hesitantly toward it. When he was near enough, he picked it up the sparkling treasure he saw in a fancy type the magnificent word which would forever change his sexuality; DELIA'S�.He stares intensly at each picture.Analyzing every stich of cloth. After going through the whole mag, he decided on the perfect outfit for him. It was a Fluffly pink shirt, a black frilly skirt, and a red long coat with a fluff on the edges of it. "but how am I going to pay for this beautiful outfit?" *exclude the fact he's rich. k?* "oooh! I rember that Wufei left his credit card here last time he was at my house! I sure he ,cough, wouldn't mind!" He called the Delia's� number. "that'll be $800 to your mastercard�, mr......Chang...Wufei." The clerk said. "ok my credit card number is..blah blah blah" Quatre said. 2-6 WEEKS LATER "Quatre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wufei stomped into Quatre's house, "did you charge $800 to my Master card�!!!????!?!" "mayyyyybe..." "at Deeeeeelia's�????????????????? I don't have $800 frigging dollars!!!!!!!" "oh" All of a sudden men in dark suits stormed in and took Wufei away to prison. That was the end of him for a while... then Quatre got his drag and was really happy THE END!!! |