| Crybaby by Sasukechan Rashid: Okay, everyone. Where going to call this town "Crybaby". Duo: Why? Rashid: Because our beloved handsome, sexy, Fra-- Washu: Aren't you supposed to be praising me? After all, I'm so perfect.. Duo cuts Washu's head off. Duo: That ought to take care of her. Rashid: Anyway, we're naming after our Prince Quatre.. He is a crybaby. He needs us Maganacs to protect him all the time. Duo:... At the Winner palace.. Quatre: Get me my bunny slippers, fifi! Fifi: Yes, my Prince! Quatre: Ah screw it! I have to see what Rashid named my lovely town. Quatre: What'd you name it, Rashid?! Rashid bows to his prince Rashid: Crybaby. Quatre: What? Why? Rashid: After you.. Quatre: HOW DARE YOU!!!! Quatre: WAAH!! AAAAHHH!! Trowa comes, at last.. Quatre: TROWA! You came to save me! Trowa: No I didn't Quatre.. Quatre: Trowa protect me! Trowa:.... Quatre: Trowa. You're supposed to say "I'll protect and save you from anything my fragile prince!" Trowa: ....... Quatre: *sniff* Trowa do you love me? *sniff* Trowa:.......... Quatre:I..... I..... WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Rashid: Calm down, my prince. Quatre:*sniff* Shut up! Duo: Hey, let's go see what the scientists are up to! They go to the scientists place.. Prof. G: I'm going to go on my computer to go search for pictures of my hunk-ilicious Quatre. Dr. J: Well ,hurry up! A picture of Quatre in the bathtub shows up. They all drool and oggle. Master O: Move! I want to see the hot boddied prince! Dr. J: He's mine! Prof. G: HA! I got bromides of the lovely Quatre! And Duo. The rest growl with envy.. Dr. J: What on earth is a bromide? Prof. G: It's a picture of a guy/girl in suggestive poses.. Duo, Quatre and Rashid come in. Uh-OH! Quatre isn't too pleased with what he sees.. Quatre: What is that on your screen? They're all silent.. Quatre: Rashid!! Destroy it!! Prof. G: NO! That's the best bromide yet!! Too late. Rashid goes towards Quatre and bows. Quatre: Don't bow at me, Rashid! He bows again. Quatre: GRRR.... Umm.. WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! They arrive back at Crybaby Rashid: Now, men. We will see the lovely statue of Prince Quatre. They show the statue and it's Quatre doing a ballet pose in a pretty crown and a pretty ballet dress and pretty shoes. Quatre: I hate this shit! I'm not like that! I hate this statue.. WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Rashid takes Quatre by the ear Rashid: You're daddy never diciplines you! So I will.. Rashid spanks Quatre's ass Quatre: Let me go Rashid or I'll...... SAVE ME TROWA!!!! HELP ME, OWA!!!!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The end. |