Fun Things to Do When Pretending Inanimate Objects are Quatre(FTTDWPIOAQ)

Welcome to the FTTDWPIOAQ!!  This is where we pretend that random objects are Quatre.  With these objects, we can show how much we LOVE Quatre...

EGG

Before

This egg is Quatre.  Say hi Quatre!  Now we will see what happens if we throw him on the ground.

After

Well, it seems that Quatre didn't survive that fall.  Guess he wasn't strong enough.

Well, that's only the first item of FTTDWPIOAQ.  Come back later and see the next inatimate object I'll be using.