Performers

    "Performers" such as Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys just plainly suck. I call them performers because they are not musicians by any stretch of the imagination. Musicians write, and create their own music. These clowns do not. They are puppets constructed by Recording Industry Executives. Slapped together from lipstick, plastic, and tape, they are marketed like Nike shoes and breakfast cereal. Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids. You betcha baby! I just don't listen to groups who's vast majority of fan mail is written in crayon.
    Somewhere, there are real musicians behind these marionettes. The recording industry grabs these brainless glamour girls and pretty boys and prop them up on stage to prance around like epileptic idiots and lipsync this atonal dribble while advertising agencies cram this shit down the throats of the American kids. Simply put, it's a disgusting attempt to seperate as many 13 yr. old, hype sensitive, I can't think for myself and decide what is REALLY cool, follow the herd sheep from as much of their baby sitting and lawn mowing money as is possible. And more often as not, they succeed.
    So, if you are looking for that kind of junk, you better keep trucking along the information super highway, because you won't find it here.
I have reviewed Britney Spears latest release "Ooops, I did it again" My God, what a stupid title. All I can say is "Ooops, I just threw up again" It's more of the same brainless, inane, cream puff filling from the Blonde, Bubble Headed Lipsyncing Super Twinkie that has appeared on her last two releases. As if the Spice Girls had not already proven so, this chick is proof positive that you don't need any talent to make it in the music industry. Just moderate good looks and a set of $40,000 hooters and a willingness to sell yourself like a share of stock, and you could have a recording contract too.
    The Backstreet Boys? Come on. Any group that appears on the side of a Burger King cup are not real, or serious musicians, and are not to be taken seriously. Last week it was Pokemon stuff on the cups, and these clowns are as sad and pathetic, and are about as real as that Pokemon shit is.
    As for the rest of the champions of Little Teenie Twinkie Tunes, ie. Christina Aguilera, N'Sync, etc. They are all the same. When their popularity begins to wane, the Recording I ndustry Exec's will haul them in, polish them up, give 'em a new coat of paint and a new name, and put them back out on the shelf for sale again. If you want to go ahead and waste your money on that little kiddie stuff, more power to you. But if you think, and want to try and tell me these clowns are real musicians, who really create real music, hit me the email button and tell me why. If your looking for some real music, try and look up Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, there's many more, but too many to list peace, love, jJ.

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