Gold Digger: The Fruit Pie ad Parody

(Page 1, panel 1. Lydia and Moisha the were-rats are attired in black spandex outfits that hug their bodies tight. The two are in lycanthrope form. Lydia has a sword in a scabbard on her back; Moisha has a gun strapped to her hip. The two of them are outside Gina's home, next to a window.)

Lydia (quietly): We're almost in the place now. The security alarm's disabled. We will slay the were-cheetah in her sleep. Gothwrain will be pleased.

(Panel 2. They are inside the place now, having entered through the window. The window is open and we see them inside the kitchen. The place is dark but we can still see them.)

Moisha: She must be in here somewhere.

(Panel 3. Gina Diggers enters, attired in a night robe. Gina flips the light switch on.)

Gina: What's going on here?

Lydia: We've been discovered!

Moisha: Get her!

(Panel 4. Gina opens up a cabinet.)

Gina: Wait! We don't have to fight here - let's relax with some Postess® Fruit Pies!

Moisha: What kind of a trick is this?

(Panel 5. Gina hands Lydia and Moisha a couple of these fruit pies.)

Gina: No trick, just relax and have a snack.

(Panel 6. Lydia and Moisha read the label of the fruit pie wrapper.)

Lydia: 2 servings per container, 600 calories per serving, 65 grams of carbs, no vitamins and minerals!?

Moisha: Packed with trans-fatty acids, LCL chloresterol and sugar!*

(Panel 7. Moisha and Lydia look with disgust at Gina.)

Moisha: You honestly don't think we'll eat this, do you?

(Panel 8. Brianna and Britanny enter, attired in a modest nightgowns. Britanny looks over the were-rats. Lydia and Moisha see Britanny, and panic.)

Gina: Maybe not, but it was enough of a delay for them to get here.

Britanny (singing): You two again! I'm still curious as to why you put that bell on me, you know.

Lydia: AAAH!

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* Some facts are true, some aren't. You can pretty much tell which are and aren't.