Galaxy Angel/ Di Gi Charat: Jump Through Time and Space

 

 

The Galaxy Angels had finally found the lost technology for which they were looking. This was very large - it took up a typical suburban living room. The girls were investigating it when Milfeulle happened upon a group of buttons.

"Say, what does this do?" Milfeulle said as she pointed at a button. As luck would have it, Milfeulle slipped and her finger pressed the button as she fell onto the console.

"Uh-oh." Normad said. "I can now discern we are in a time-place portal room, and Milfeulle just activated it." With that, the Angels were sucked into the portal despite their best efforts to keep out of it.

"Where are we going!?" Forte shouted.

"We could end up anywhere in time and space!" Normad replied.

It was a quiet day at Gamers. Well, as quiet as it could get with princess Dejiko there.

"I'm bored nyo." Dejiko sighed as she rested her head on the counter.

"Me too nyu." Puchiko added.

"Things should pick up soon." The manager assured them as he walked out. Dejiko sighed.

"I wish something would happen here nyo. Anything is better than this nyo." Dejiko said. That when a portal opened out of nowhere.

Out of that portal came Ranpha, Forte, Mint, Vanilla, Normad and Milfeulle in that order. They crashed onto the floor, with Ranpha landing on the bottom.

"Ow! Get off of me!" Ranpha shouted.

"Who are they nyu?" Puchiko asked. It took the Angels a bit to stand up and get their bearings.

"Oh, how cute!" Milfeulle said of Dejiko and Puchiko.

"Welcome to Gamers. We've got everything you could need for your gaming needs!" Dejiko said, perking up.

"What are you doing nyu?" Puchiko asked.

"They must be customers nyo." Dejiko replied.

"Gamers? What's that?" Mint asked.

"Gamers was a store that sold electronic equipment and software. Judging by the equipment around us, I'd estimate that we are sometime around the year 2005-2007." Normad said.

"This is the year 2006 nyo." Dejiko said. "My name is Dejiko nyo."

"So we've traveled into the past." Forte said. "This must be the planet Earth then."

"Isn't this exciting? We really traveled in time and space!" Milfeulle said.

"Yea, but how are we going to get back home?" Ranpha asked Milfeulle. Milfeulle thought for a moment.

"Well... erm..." Milfeulle stammered.

"You mean we're stuck here forever!?" Ranpha asked.

"We have to be careful as to what we say and do. If one of us makes a wrong move, we all could cease to exist!" Mint said.

"Does that mean no cute guys? Aw, man!" Ranpha said. At that point, Rabi~en~Rose entered, attired in her bunny outfit.

"Who are all these girls?" Rabi asked.

"We are the Galaxy Angel troupe. We're from the future!" Milfeulle replied without thinking. Mint pulled Milfeulle aside.

"Milfeulle! What did I just say? Be careful of what you tell others!" Mint admonished. "That includes telling people who we are and where we're from!" Milfeulle sweatdropped.

"Uh... oops?" Milfeulle said.

While this was happening, Dejiko and Rabi~en~Rose surrounded Forte and Ranpha.

"I just got to know! Do I become famous someday?" Rabi~en~Rose asked with stars in her eyes. "I'm Rabi~en~Rose!"

"I wanna know if I become famous too nyo!" Dejiko added.

"I don't know! Most of the records about this era were lost!" Forte said.

"You're not really from the future nyo! You're just a bunch of liars nyo!" Dejiko said.

"It is better you not know." Vanilla said.

"What do you mean by that nyo!?" Dejiko asked angrily.

"Well, if we tell you that you that you will become stars, it could set you on a course for obscurity forever." Normad said. "We're already interfering with time by being here." The manager entered and saw the Galaxy Angels there.

"Can I help you ladies with something?" He asked.

"Uh - hi." Forte said nervously. "We are just deciding, o-kacho-sama." Forte sweatdropped as she said this.

"How do you know he's the boss?" Ranpha asked.

"It says so on his badge." Forte said.

"Oh." Ranpha replied.

"Well, take your time, ladies." The manager said. With that, he left the area.

The Angels went aside for a bit.

"O.k., we're stuck here in the past. We have nothing but each other. What are we going to do?" Forte said.

"We could try enlisting in the army of this Japan." Milfeulle said.

"Records state that Japan did not have an army at this time." Normad said.

"Well, is there an army we can enlist around here?" Ranpha asked.

"Records say the nearest army is that of North Korea. They are strongly communist." Normad said.

"Ugh. Forget that." Ranpha said.

"Well, this could make fortune telling easier." Ranpha said.

Trouble reared its ugly head in the form of the very kawaii girl Piyoko. Milfeulle went over to Piyoko, picked her up and cuddled Piyoko.

"Oh, you're so cute!" Milfeulle said.

"Hey! Let me go pyo!" Piyoko demanded haughtily.

"Hey! I'm way more cuter than she is nyo!" Dejiko said angrily. The PKO entered and looked around.

"They have the princess!" Rik said. Ranpha perked up.

"Ooh... two really cute guys! I hope they're not dating anyone!" Ranpha said as she went up to Rik.

"My name's Ranpha. What's yours?" Ranpha said to Rik. The PKO ignored Ranpha and went for Milfeulle.

"Let go of the princess!" Ky demanded of Milfeulle.

"Look out! They're evil nyo!" Dejiko said. Milfeulle let go of Piyoko.

"She's right. I sense evil thoughts in them!" Mint said.

"Aw man, why do the cute ones have to have something wrong with them?" Ranpha said, hurt. The PKO went up to Piyoko.

"Did she hurt you, princess? We'll take her down if she hurt you!" Koo said.

"I'm fine pyo." Piyoko said. "We came here to bring down Oneesan forever!"

The PKO advanced on Dejiko. Forte intervened.

"Hold it right there. We can't let you hurt this girl." Forte said.

"Stay out of this! It doesn't concern you!" Rik retorted.

"Evil no matter where it is concerns us. We are the elite team of the Transbaal army!" Mint said.

"You do not frighten the PKO! Bring it on!" Rik said with bravado. Ranpha went up to him, assumed a karate defensive position and stared at him for a bit.

"Oh, I just can't hurt him! He's too cute!" Ranpha said as she turned away. Rik smiled an evil smile.

"Well, since you like me so much, why don't you join us?" He asked Ranpha.

"I could never be evil." Ranpha said.

"You guys are always causing trouble around here nyo! Go away nyo!" Dejiko demanded. She was upset mostly because she was no longer the center of attention.

"You're just jealous because Piyoko-sama is cuter than you are." Koo said.

"There is no way that she's cuter than me nyo!" Dejiko snapped back.

"Well, let's let them decide nyo." Dejiko said. She then looked at Forte.

"Who's cuter nyo?" Dejiko asked Forte.

"I'm not into the kawaii." Forte said.

Milfeulle studied the four young girls for a moment. "Hmm... I think the cutest one is... her." She pointed at Puchiko.

"Puchiko!? You like her!?" Dejiko said.

"Well, she doesn't come off as haughty like you and the princess here." Milfeulle said.

"When you got it, you don't flaunt it nyu." Puchiko said.

"I'm the cutest one here pyo!" Piyoko said angrily.

"We think you're the cutest, Piyoko-sama." Ky said.

"This is going to end up bad, I can tell." Forte said. She then intervened in things.

"Calm down, please. All of you are cute in your own way." Forte said. Unfortunately, these words had the effect of throwing gasoline on a fire.

"WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO HER NYO/PYO!" Dejiko and Piyoko said at the same time. Dejiko and Piyoko got face-to-stomach with Forte (since Forte was taller than they were.)

"She is as cute as slime nyo! I am way better than she'll ever be nyo!" Dejiko said.

"You're the one who's ugly pyo!" Piyoko replied.

"Nice going, Forte. You just threw a bunch of gasoline on a fire." Ranpha said.

"How the hell was I supposed to know that they'd react like this!?" Forte said in a combination of fear, panic and anger. Dejiko and Piyoko continued to argue.

"You couldn't be cute if your life depended on it!" Dejiko said with anger.

Piyoko had all she could take. She then opened her mouth and pointed at Dejiko. The Angels didn't know what exactly would happen next, but knew it would be bad.

"Angels retreat!" Forte shouted.

"UPCHUCK BAZOOKA!" Piyoko shouted

as she fired her upchuck bazooka. Everyone dove out of the way as the beam struck a row of DVD players, destroying the DVD players.

"Hey, you break them, you buy them nyo!" Dejiko said. "Laser eyebeam!" She fired her laser eyebeams, missing the diving Piyoko but hitting the carpet, and setting it on fire. Vanilla realized what would happen, and had the fire extinguisher in hand as the fire broke out. She quickly extinguished the fire before it got out of hand.

"You should not fight in here." Vanilla said.

"Stay out of this pyo!" Piyoko said.

"You should leave." Forte said, brandishing her pistol. There was an icy silence for a moment.

"You're nothing but a big bully pyo! Fine, we'll leave, but we'll be back pyo!" Piyoko said. With that, she and the PKO left.

The Galaxy Angels then found themselves vanishing.

"Hey, what's going on?" Forte asked.

"It's a recall beam!" Normad said. The Angels then found themselves back in the room with the time/space machine in it.

"We're back where we were." Milfeulle said.

"Aw man! I wanted to known those bishonen guys more!" Ranpha sobbed.

"Ranpha! They were evil!" Mint said.

"I could have straightened them out." Ranpha said. "He just needed a good woman." Ranpha said.

"This report will look very interesting." Mint said.

"Hey Normad, just out of curiosity, did any of those girls actually grow up to be stars?" Milfeulle asked.

"Well, only one did. Puchiko was in a few minor films in her late teens. The others never became stars." Normad said. "Even Puchiko was pretty obscure in her time."

Back in 2006, Dejiko, Puchiko, and Rabi~en~Rose were busy cleaning up the mess. The manager came in and saw the mess there.

"Oh my goodness! Are you girls o.k.?" The manager asked.

"We're fine nyo." Dejiko said.

"It was that bratty Piyoko who did this." Rabi~en~Rose added.

The manager sighed. "Her again. We're barely making enough to stay afloat as it is. I hope we don't have to do something drastic here." He said. "The insurance should cover the damage."

-End-