Gold Digger: Don't Believe Everything You Read

 

Summary: Peebri and Peegi find some Yuri online of Gina and Penny. Believing it to be real, they embark on a tangled web of trying to cover this up.

 

"Peebri, didn't mother warn us not to be using her personal computer?" Peegi said. Peegi is, of course, the voice of reason that Peebri never listens to.

 

"Do you know why she doesn't want that? She wants to keep the good stuff away from us!" Peebri replied. Her answer only served to make Peegi angry.

 

"Do you want mother to punish us again!? We should stop this right now!" Peegi said. At that moment, the computer pulled up a page. The screen showed a piece of fanfiction; it was a Yuri story about how Gina Diggers seduced Penny Pincer.

 

Peebri and Peegi could only stare wide-eyed at the screen. They were shocked that their "aunt," a woman that normally seemed too involved with her work would do this.

 

"Say it isn't so..." Peegi said.

"It has to be real. They wouldn't put it online if it wasn't true." Peebri said. At that point, Charlotte entered.

 

"Hey, what's up?" Charlotte asked. She then saw the story on the screen. Charlotte was shocked beyond belief.

 

"No... This can't be real! Penny would *never* do that to Mr. Ace!" Charlotte said in her shock.

 

"Well, it has to be true. But we can't let them know we know!" Peebri said. 

 

"I can't accept this! Penny is very committed to Mr. Ace!" Charlotte said. Peegi then closed the web browser.

 

"It was right there, plain as day." Peebri said. Charlotte cried the twin waterfalls. They all looked very nervous as Gina walked into the room.

 

"Hey, what's up?" Gina asked.

"Erm... Nothing!" Peebri said quickly. Naturally, Gina's face turned into an expression of anger.

 

"All right, what did you do this time?" She asked, expecting that her sister's artificial creations were up to no good.

 

"They weren't doing anything bad." Charlotte said nervously. This made Gina even more suspicious.

 

"Why are you protecting them, Charlotte?" Gina asked.

 

"I'm not protecting them!" Charlotte protested in vain.

 

"Don't make me have to use *that*." Gina said.

 

"I'm not lying!" Charlotte said. Gina then left the room.

 

"I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere." Gina said.

 

"Uh-oh. We're in big trouble now." Peegi said.

 

"We have to run for it!" Peebri said. Just as it started to move, Gina reentered with a bowl of peanuts. Charlotte's eyes lit up.

 

"Spill it, Charlotte." Gina said, running a finger around a peanut.

 

"Don't do it, Charlotte!" Peebri said.

 

"All right! Peebri found a story about you and Penny online! I'm sorry!" Charlotte said. She then dove for the peanuts and buried her face in them.

 

"Dang!" Peebri said.

 

"All right, let's see this story." Gina said in a tone that would turn steam into ice instantly. Peebri had no choice but to open the web browser and show the story. Gina then got a good look at the Yuri story. She was shocked beyond belief; all she could do was stare wide-eyed at the computer.

 

"Hommina... Hommina..." Gina mumbled.

 

"What's wrong with Aunt Gina?" Peebri asked.

 

"Her OS crashed and needs to be rebooted." Peegi said. Charlotte continued to pig out on the peanuts as Penny entered.

 

"What's going on here? Who gave Charlotte a bowl of peanuts?" Penny said.

 

"Uh-oh...." Peegi said. "It's all Peebri's fault!"

 

"What are you talking about?" Penny asked. Gina gestured to the screen as Charlotte finished wolfing down the peanuts.

 

To say Penny was angry as a raging tornado would be a gross understatement.

 

"WHAT THE HELL!?!? WHO DID THIS!?!? I'M GONNA SUE THE ^*%# OFF OF THIS *&@#$#!!!!!" Penny shouted at the top of her lungs. Charlotte felt partially relieved, partially frightened. Charlotte knew an angry Penny was not someone you'd want to mess with. She had never heard Penny swear up a storm like this much before.

 

"Oh, I knew it wasn't true! You would never do this to Mr. Ace!" Charlotte said. Penny was seeing purple when Gina snapped out of her shock.

 

"I WANNA SUE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!! YOU WITH ME GINA!?" Penny asked.

 

"Yea. We're gonna get this webmaster to remove this smut at once!" Gina said.

 

To make a long story short, Gina e-mailed the webmaster, and about three weeks later, the Gina Diggers section was taken down, and replaced with Gina's hate-filled e-mail about how she would get a C&D order if he didn't do this. The author issued a formal apology and stated he never would have written it had he known this would have elicited such a reaction. Penny and Gina were happy with this.

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