Tip of the computer keyboard to Jason Heavensrun, who helped out with this.

(Page 1, panel 1. Chip Amiable, Jenny Limber, and Katie Saccharine are standing around in a room.)

Chip: Well, it's the time to choose, and so I choose Jenny.

Jenny: Yes!

Katie: NO!

(Panel 2. Katie buries her face in her hands, and cries.)

Chip: Please try to understand. If Jenny were not here, I would have chosen you.

Katie: SOB!!

(Panel 3. Katie bolts from the room, heading out a door.)

Jenny: Come on, Chip. You made the right decision.

Chip: Yea, I know...

(Panel 4. Jenny puts her arms around Chip.)

Jenny: You're about to find out firsthand...

(Panel 5. In the next room, Katie Saccharine is in a corner, sobbing quietly.)

Katie: Sob!

(Panel 6. Hiwanto Ghetsum enters.)

Hiwanto: Hey Katie, what's wrong?

Katie: Chip chose Jenny over me! Sob!

(Page 2, panel 1. Katie continues to cry.)

Katie: Now I'll never have a boyfriend! Sob!

Hiwanto: I'll be your boyfriend.

(Panel 2. Katie, oblivious to what Hiwanto said, continues to cry.)

Katie: The guys don't like me! Sob!

Hiwanto: I like you!

(Panel 3. Still in her own shattered world, Katie continues to cry. Hiwanto starts getting desperate to break Katie out of her funk.)

Katie: The guys think I'm ugly! Sob!

Hiwanto: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen!

(Panel 4. Katie still ignores Hiwanto and cries.)

Katie: I'll never be happy! Sob!

Hiwanto: I can make you happy! Just give me a try!

(Panel 5. Katie is still ignoring Hiwanto.)

Katie: I'll end up an old maid! Sob!

Hiwanto: Not while I'm around!

(Panel 6. Katie still cries.)

Katie: I'll never have a husband! Sob!

Hiwanto: I'll be your husband!

(Page 3, panel 1. Katie removes her hands from her face, but still sobs quietly.)

Hiwanto: Come on, Katie! Snap out of it! I'm here for you! You're too pretty of a girl to be crying!

(Panel 2. Katie looks up at the smiling Hiwanto. Panel 3. Katie really lets loose with the tears, and they come gushing out of her eyes like a waterfall. Hiwanto is confused as to her reaction.)

Katie: WAAAAAAAAH!!

(Panel 3. Katie continues to bawl at the top of her lungs as Hiwanto desperately tries to save the situation.)

Katie: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Hiwanto: What did I do?! What did I do!?

(Panel 4. Katie continues to cry loudly. Hiwanto tries in vain to save the situation.)

Katie: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Hiwanto: Katie, let me make it up to you!

(Panel 5. Guy Iconic enters. We now see a small puddle around Katie.)

Guy: What is all that noise about?

Katie: WAAAAAAAH!!!

Hiwanto: I don't know! Katie said Chip chose Jenny over her, and I told her I still loved her...

(Panel 6. Guy rolls his eyes at Hiwanto.)

Guy: Smooth move, Casanova.

Katie: WAAAAAAAAH!!!

Hiwanto: I don't understand! I was just trying to comfort her!

(Page 4, panel 1. Guy puts an arm around Katie, trying to comfort her.)

Guy: There, there, Katie. You're still tops in my book. Come on, don't let one setback keep you from finding real love.

Katie: BAWL!!!

(Panel 2. Guy and Hiwanto try to comfort Katie, but to little avail.)

Katie: Chip doesn't want me!! Now I'm stuck with the pervert there!! BAWL!!!

Hiwanto: Come on, Katie. I'm not that bad. Let me treat you to dinner, you choose the place.

Guy: Katie, there are plenty of other fish in the ocean. You can't spend your life crying over what you cannot change. You just got to get out there and find someone else.

(Panel 3. Katie points a finger at Hiwanto. The puddle around Katie is now starting to grow bigger.)

Katie: The only other guy around here not dating someone is him! WAAAAAH!!!

Hiwanto: But - you and I would be perfect together!

(Panel 4. Enter Vix Essenem. Guy stands up.)

Vix: What is going on up here? I was downstairs and there's water coming through the ceiling.

Guy: Chip chose Jenny over Katie. Don Juan here thought he could catch Katie on the rebound.

Katie: BAAAAWWWL!!

Hiwanto: I don't understand how I could have made things worse! It would be a whole lot better if we were together!

(Panel 5. Vix kneels next to Katie.)

Vix: Girlfriend, men are no good for you. Come on, I'll take you shopping.

Katie: WAAAAH!!!

Hiwanto: Come on, I'll make it up to you! Just tell me how!

(Panel 6. Guy gets between Katie and Hiwanto.)

Guy: You've done enough damage. Just get out, all right?

Hiwanto: But... but...

Katie: SOB!

(Panel 7. Vix leads Katie away.)

Vix: You'll find your man someday, Katie... just be patient.

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