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                SONG TITLE: Ode To My Car
              ARTIST/GROUP: Adam Sandler
                     ALBUM:
            TRANSCRIBED BY: qualitytabs@qualitytabs.tk
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CHORDS:
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       EADGBE      EADGBE
A     (x02220) or (577655)
E     (022100)
Dsus2 (xx0230)
F#m   (244222)


Pretty funny song from the funniest man on earth, Adam Sandler. I
didn't like The Waterboy much though. I thought the Wedding Singer
was much better. But I'm not a film critic. The chords in this song
are almost exactly the same as in Hanukkah song but he's not trying
to compose progressive rock opuses, he's just making funny songs so
who cares?

The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:
       A               E               D               E
E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-1---x-x-1---|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

                  or maybe like this:
       A               E               D               E
E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-5---x-x-5---|
G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|


Personally I just play the normal chords. Play the song like you want
and remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in
parantheses () are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses
have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E. Remember that and you
should have no problem!


INTRO:
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F#m E Dsus2
             Here we go
A   E   Dsus2   E
                  No, no, no
A     E       Dsus2  E
(oooh ooooh) (oooooh ooooooh)


VERSE 1:
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A         E
 Piece of shit car
Dsus2                 E
     I got a piece of shit car
A             E
 That fucking pile of shit
      Dsus2        E
never gets me very far
A               E
 My car's a big piece of shit
           Dsus2              E
'cause the shocks are fucking shot
A                           E
  and my seatbelt's fucking broken
         Dsus2       E
I got to tie it in a knot

(it's a piece of shit)


VERSE 2: [play same as verse 1]
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I can't see throught the windshield
'cause it's got a big fucking crack
and the interior smells real bad
'cause my friend puked in the back
(it's a piece of shit)


CHORUS:
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A              E
(piece of shit car)
              Dsus2
Piece of shit car
                    E
(you got a piece of shit car)
               A
It sucks royal dick
                      E
(that fucking pile of shit)
                    Dsus2
oooh, a 100 percent crap
                     E
(never gets him very far)
            A
Oh fuck you car


VERSE 3:
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It's got no CD player
It only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nutsack
(take him by his ass too)
and I got no fucking brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day
I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'
(you fucking piece of shit)


CHORUS: [play like previous chorus]
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(piece of shit car)
I got a piece of shit car
(you got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(you fucking pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit


BRIDGE:
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            Dsus2
Oh what the fuck did I do?
         E
what the fuck did I do?
         Dsus2
what the fuck did I do?
   E
to get stuck with you?
           Dsus2
You're too wide for drive through
        E
and you smell like tissue
        F#m          E             Dsus2
but I'm too broke to buy something new

Ooooh, fuck me


GUITAR-SOLO:
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Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.


VERSE 4: [play same as verses 1,2 & 3]
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Well, the engine likes to flood
the car always fucking stalls
and the seat cushion's got a big rip
so its spring always pokes the balls
(ouch ouch ouch)
Blasted doorlocks are busted
I got to use a fucking coathanger
(what a pain in his ass)
and if a girlie sees my car
there's no chance I'll ever bang her
(he never ever get the pussy)
Hey shut up


CHORUS: [play like previous choruses]
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(piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(he got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(piece of shit car)
Bald fucking tires
(he got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(he got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(piece of shit car)
Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Whoooooooah
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Me hometown thinks I'm a loser
(he got a piece of shit car)
Cabbie, give me a push
(piece of shit car)


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