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                SONG TITLE: Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
              ARTIST/GROUP: Dandy Warhols
                     ALBUM:
            TRANSCRIBED BY: qualitytabs@qualitytabs.tk
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CHORDS:
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   EADGBE
A (x02220)
E (022100)
C (x32010)
D (xx0232)

OK, this is a GREAT, GREAT song. The chord progression is alway
A E C D, but the chorus is twice as fast as the verses. I'll
put the chords above the words in the first verse and chorus.
 Oh, and by the way, (NC) means no chord, i.e. you don't play
anything. (Yes, I know you're not stupid, but someone out there
might be ;)
 I don't have the CD, but I know the chords are right. If
something's wrong in the bridge, I can't really remember exactly
how it goes, mail me and tell me about it. I think I've got it
right.


VERSE 1:
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(NC)                                                      A
I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
      E
And today
                  C                    D                      A
If you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
         E
You're insane
             C                      D                        A
And you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
     E
In a way
        C                            D                           A
I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
          E
With your pain
            C
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because


CHORUS:        On this A you start playing the chords twice as fast as
-------        |               you did in tthe verses.
D              A  E
Heroin is so passe
C         D    A  E       [Beware that the spacing between the chords
Heroin is so passe         does NOT show for how long you play each
C         D    A  E        chord. All the chords in the chorus are
Heroin is so passe         played for an even amount of time]
C    D      A   [stop]
  aa-ah-a-a-ahh....


VERSE 2:
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(NC)  A [keep playing like the first verse, A E C D]
So passe
Now-a-day
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say
You got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because


REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE [Play same chords and sing aahh-ah something :)]

REPEAT CHORUS


OUTRO:
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A E
C C C C
D D D D
end on A


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