Mess with the best, die like the rest!!
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-=the only thing to fear is running out of beer=-
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-=] we dont die we multiply [=-
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If the world wouldn't suck, we'dd all be fallin' off.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory
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Ask me no questions, And I'll tell you no lies.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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I'm not mad, I'm merely insane.
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Life is a bitch, you're not supposed to fuck it!
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer
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"Do you ever have deja v�'s?", "Didn't you just ask me that?"
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It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?, said the elephant to the man
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease
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Who is General Failure and what's he doing on my hard drive?
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome
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Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people..... kill them
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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Make love not war ! Hell, do both: get married!
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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
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If sometimes you feel little, useless, offended or depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm in your group
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the accountant, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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The best way to accelerate a pc running Windows is at 9.8m/s²
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I had a friend his name was jack, he broke my heart I broke his neck
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If you lost your watch you can ask me the time, if you lost your boyfriend don't fuck with mine
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