"Yes a man is a dangerous thing. So is ascalpel. It can wound or it can save your life. You don't make it safe by making it dull; you put it in the hands of someone who knows what he's doing." -John Elderege 'Wild at Heart'
"For we are not contending against flesh and blood, but against the principalities, against the powers, against the world rulers of this present darkness, against the spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places." -Ephesians 6:12
"be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~Dr. Suess
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -Mark Twain
If you found the sun in me,
Would you make me work until I died?
Would you count the times I laughed?
Would you count all the times I cried?
If I found the sun in you,
Would you use it just to get your way?
Would you use my broken back?
Would you break me every day?
If we found the sun in us,
It would never be the same.
We would never have to break.
We would never feel such pain.
We Wants the Redhead
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kent (Kevin Spacy)
It's just a chouch!
The first rule is never follow the same person twice. Thats the rule I broke first.
I am SciFi
They're hiding in plain sight.
E pur si muove!; But it does move! -Galileo
(whispered after recanting before the Inquisition his claim that the earth revolved around the sun.)
"Everything is conscience, not everything is intentional." -Me
Amanda Muffet stood on a tuffet to nail the drywall up. Along came a spider and sat down beside her, so she took her hammer and smashed the spider into a little pile of goo...
"The ability to make someone smile is all the power in the world." -Me
"Tie a rope around his neck and watch him dance the jig of death..." -Flogging Molly
The best way to find a mate is to head straight on towards God, and when your up to full speed turn to your right and to your left and say 'Hello' (Paraphrase someone)
Your in the Dot
"I sit here alone, trying to think about a love poem" -Authority Zero
"It's a melody that I stole from a bathroom wall..." -The Peacemakers
Gotta get drunk before the day begins
I'm a looser baby so why don't you kill me.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot loose." -Jim Elliot
S T S S C V
Heaven is not an eternal chruch service. At the last super Jesus say's that he will not drink of the fruit of the fine until we are with him in heaven. The first thing we'll see in heaven is God popping the cork on a wine bottle. Heaven is like a wedding feast, a huge party. - (Paraphrase John Elderage)
I am a warrior of God
Stickshifts and safetybelts,
Bucket seats have all got to go.
When we're driving in the car,
It makes my baby seem so far.
I need you here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.
Kleine kildren haben angst von mir.
(if any of you speak german I'm sorry. No I don't know how to spell, and I have no punctuation.)
Screw it man! Lets go climbing...
Borg Institute of Technology
Where's my Jig?
Poppye Chicken eating Mother F-er
"Screw my Grandchildren, I'm Cold Now!" (Cold can be replaced with anything that fits the moment)
Particle Physists are always trying to have meetings, but as soon as they find the place they have to change the time. (granted no one understands this but it's funny because it's dealing with Heisenburg's Uncertanty principles)
Do something nice for someone ... and try not to get caught.
-- Rev. Tom Stewart
Bring your thoughts into conclusion.
"Have you ever walked into a room and someone smiles just because you're there? Now thats a compliment." -Me
"Hooka Hooka doopity do, I've got some sheesha waiting for you. Hooka Hooka doopity di how about you come smoke it with me.
What do you need to smoke a big bowl? A room full of friends and some hot coals. Just make sure you smoke with someone, then you can chill and have a lot of fun." -Me
"A heart so big it hurts like hell" -The Format
"It's not as complicated as you think." -Me
I gotta think of what else I wanna add
