Artist: Eminem
Album: Slim Shady LP
Song: Ken Kaniff (skit)
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Ken Kaniff: I'm gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah. Give him a piece of mind. A piece of my ass.
Operator: Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you.
Ken Kaniff: Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call.
Operator: What number?
Ken Kaniff: Oh the number is **6-2***
Operator: At the tone, please say your name.
Ken Kaniff: Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit.
Eminem: Yo.
Ken Kaniff: Hey there, cock boy.
Eminem: Who's this?
Ken Kaniff: This is Ken Kaniff.
Eminem: Who?
Ken Kaniff: Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch.
Eminem: From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut.
Ken Kaniff: Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?
Eminem: A hotel room?
Ken Kaniff: Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?
Eminem: Yo, who is this, K?
Ken Kaniff: You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy.
Eminem: Yo, shut up you little bitch.
Ken Kaniff: Oh, you think I'm lying huh...
Eminem: Hahahahahaha