THE SECRET WORLD OF
EFFIE!
Very few people know of Effie's past. You are about to become a part of an elite group of people. You'll be shocked to the bone as you'll discover what she's really been up to. These revelations will shake the very foundations on which we have all built our lives upon. So sit back, relax, and be shocked by The Secret World Of Effie!
A huge cover-up operation has been put in place. News of this spreading to the general public will surely create mass hysteria, mayhem and chaos. Be sure to keep your lips sealed, tell no-one of what you are about to hear.
Effie was the fifth member of The Beatles!!!!! Don't believe me??? Just take a quick look at the pictures below and you will soon come to the realisation the Effie was the fifth member of The Beatles.
Why the big cover-up? Well, Effie was not a reguler dog. She had radical ideas on many things, such as politics, religion and the monarchy. Many people in high places did not agree with what she was saying, and were worried with the enormous public support she received. They wanted her gone. Effie refused to fade away like these people wanted her to do, Effie was a dog with principles and she would never back down.
Things became serious though, when soon she started to receive death threats, and many attempts on her life were made. This did not bother Effie too much though, she feared nothing. That was until attempts were made on the lives of John, Paul, George and Ringo. Things had gone too far for Effie and she knew that to save the lives of her closest friends, she needed to agree to the people's terms.
This meant that Effie was no longer allowed to play with The Beatles. All of her pictures were also erased from pictures in an attempt to erase Effie and her ideals. Amazingly this worked. Effie soon became a nobody and people forgot about her. If any of Effie's ideals come back to light, or people begin to talk about her being with the Beatles again, her life, as well as those of Paul, George and Ringo, are in danger.