Wisdom from the Beige Throne Room

The writing's on the door

Inside the Beige Castle there is quitea remarkable toilet.The walls are sponge painted and on the back of the door are a whole lot of quotes that my  mother and siblings have plaguerised from movies,  TV shows, and occasionally from a magazine. Others have been thought of during a major thinking session on the throne, so really it is like doing your business on a public toilet that just happens to be on a cloud. Hence, the Wisdom of the Beige Throne Room. Enjoy.

"What would the world be like without cheese?" Madame Spank

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

"If you eat something, but no-one sees you eat it, then it has no calories". Anon

"We're not a boy band, we're a rock group"     Hanson

"Thinking creates confusion. Therefore, don't think"  Madame Spank (pictured)

"I have a lot of self belief in myself" Lleyton Hewitt

"That's not a real gun"  John Lennon

"How else was I s'posed to get the gerbil out?"
Brodie, Mallrats

"Who does number 2 work for?"
Austin Powers.

"AMBITION is just an excuse for those who don't have the guts to be lazy"
Wog Boy

Where will you end up next??
Click on the picture and find out.