Don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If guys had their period they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons.
My momma never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Screw snuggle. I'm cuddly soft!
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being riduculous...everyone hasn't met me yet.
Here's a penny go buy yourself a life and bring me back the change.
Do not lead me to temptation..I can find it on my own.
I've never gotten away with murder before, but today I feel lucky.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, unzipped her dress and then they had some fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
No ones gona want to buy the whole ice cream truck if your handing out the freakin' popsicles for free! -Never Been Kissed
Always be sure to follow your dreams...except the ones where you show up at school naked.
DOH....the stuff....that buys me beer
RAY...the guy who sells me beer
ME...the girl who drinks the beer
FAR...a long way to get beer.
SO....I'll have another beer
LA....I'll have another beer
TEA...no thanks I'm drinking beer
And that brings us back to (looks into empty glass)
DOH!
Wanna know the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents!
I won't fuck with ya mind unless ya think with ya dick.
People who don't know me think I'm shy.
People who do wish I was...
Honk if you love Britney Spears! Then drive your truck into the nearest tree!
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know what I think!
I'm not stupid I just don't know much.