Jack & Jill went up the hill
they each had a quater
Jill came down with 50 cents
think they went for water?
Theres only one person i wana be...& thats me.
I don't play hard to get I just am.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I'll get revenge on santa this year becuase last year he called me a ho three times!
G_ F_CK Y_ _ RS_LF
WaNnA BuY a VoWeL??
Save a skateboard...ride a skater.
Do it today...tomorrow it might be illegal.
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862!!
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute, forget the fruit!
3 small words to ruin a guys ego: "is it in?"
I must admit you brought some religion into my life. I never believed in hell till I met you.
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming it on you.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
I'll sit on your lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
Never slap a guy. If he does anything to deserve a slap just give me an all out beating.
Let's just forget all the bases...after all, there's no place like home.
All stressed out and no one to choke.