When thers a will, I want to be in it.
the harder you fall the higher you bounce.
I got PMS and a hand gun...now what were you sayin?
Jealousy is a terrible disease...get well soon!
Let all of your guys be American and all of your kisses French!
God didn't make girls to chase guys...cause if he did, don't you think he'd make them worth catching?
Never fall in love with the guy next door...trust me, he will move!
There are easier things in life than finding a good man...for instance, nailing jello to a tree.
Girls don't lie we simply alter the truth.
Stop talkin- I'm out of tylonel!
Therapy is expensive. Bubble wrap is free!
Don't judge a man by his boxers. it's whats inside that counts.
On the other hand...you have different fingers.
My boyfriend kisses much better than yours!
I'm not smilin at you i'm tryin not to laugh!
I believe in dragons, great men and other fantasies.
Remember, when someone makes you mad, it takes 42 muscles to frown & only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them!
Everyone is born with a spark of hyperness. unfortunatly, mine got caught on fire!
The men may wear the pants in the relationship but i control the zipper!
Now i lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep and if i dream of you tonight i hope that i don't die of fright!