I only get PMS on days that end in Y.
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I don't talk tp myself anymore.
I can be your hunny, I can be your wife, but were the hell is my life!?
Dont upset me, Im running out of places to hide the bodies.
WOWOWOWO...the police are coming cause I'm so HYPER!
I still miss my ex...but my aims improving.
Never underestimate the power of blondes ecspecially when theres more than one.
I'm not weird...I'm...gifted!!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
I never Forget a face but in your case, i'll be glad to make an exception.
Warning: My thoughts could break out into words at any minute!
Life's to short to be boring so party HARD!
If all guys lived over sea, what a good swimmer I would be!
If it's a good idea go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than to get permission.
If your gona get in trouble for hitting someone, you might as well hit them hard.
If your happy and you know it get outta my house.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
Out of my mind...be back in 5 minutes!