Madness is the gift that has been given to me.
Behind every great man is a great women and behind every great woman is a man staring at her ass.
Friends don't let friends dress like hoochies.
Its only funny till someone gets hurt...then its hilarious.
Im blonde, Whats your excuse?
Theres a difference between me and you. I have skills and you have problems.
I smile because i have no clue whats going on.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
A mans a king. A kings a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Still think your a man?
Guys are like computers. They're slow, dependent on you, useless, don't comprehend with your needs, and make funny noises.
If barbie was so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I know i'm not perfect but i'm so close it scares me.
I like your style. I like your class. But most of all, i like your ass.
It's not easy being me but it sure is fun watching people try!
I'm not shy, I just don't like u.
I don't need your attitude. I've got one of my own.
Women� fault� are many but men have only 2: EvRyThInG tHeY sAy AnD eVrYtHiNg ThEy Do!
If it weren't for boysz i'd quit school.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do but a boys gotta do what a girl wants him to.