*Dropping a cellphone in a bathtub full of water kinda kills the phone
*Your mother will find out if you die your hair purple
*If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGGAIN
*Don't sprint around the pool if you're trying to impersinate Jim from Huck Finn
*When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother cause you're already screwed
*Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things
*Don't take the SAT twice if you already have a good score
*Cereal is a vital staple food for all college students. Who cares how stupid you look eating it a 7:30 P.M.
*Don't juggle knives unless you're really, REALLY good at it
*You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught
*Dying hair strawberry blonde that is already strawberry blonde makes it strawberry pink
*Hair is flammable. VERY VERY flammable!
*Never hold a cat if you're allergic(even if it has a crush on you)