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The comic that started it all

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Neal-We have to think of a way to make the humans return one engine. We must do something so evil, so heinous that they will have no choice. Bob-Ooh!_Neal-What? Bob-I have na idea. We could give every human a box of assorted chocolates._Neal-Captain's log: The first officer is an imbecile. Bob-Little do they know that the chocolates are filled with tasty nougat.

$Neal-We must think of a plan so annoying that hte humans will beg to give us our engine back. Bob-We could hum show-tunes._Neal-Here is my plan... we will use the sub-light backup engines to park the ship above the city tehn, we use the external speakers to broadcast arguments concerning the superiority of Macos vs. Windows and Vice-versa._Neal-Thise humans who don't join either fraction will become so bored by the blather that htey will surrender to us. Bob-Mom was right... You are the devious one.$

Mayor-...and our "Qualtiy of Life" initiatives have been extremely successful so far. Just today, we exectued a dozen jaywalkers._Secretary(the other dude) Mr. Mayor there are some people here who want to use the podium. Mayor-I'm in hte middle of a press conference._Neal-Step aside Rudy. We have some frilly dreses for you to play with. Bob-We will bury you!

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