New age definitions
These are some definitions. Not like those in science, economics and mathematics. But these are the general life definitions. These are rather humorous, but I am sure you'll like them.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Cigarette : It's a pinch of tobacco, rolled in paper, with fire at one end; and fool at the other.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference : Confusion of one man, multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest one.
Conferrence Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise but do not read.
'Etc.' : A sign to make others believe that you know more than what you actually do.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gets her master.
Copyright : The right to copy during exams.
College : An Institution where the father pays and the child plays.
Politician : The person who is ready to sacrifice your life for his chair.
Doctor : The one who cures you by his pills; and kills you by his bills.
Reading : An activity that is performed when the TV set is out of order or when one visits the dentist or the hairdresser.
Watchman : A person who only watches but never catches.