Greg is the Paint Master.

The MS paint page

Yeah, this is cool, just like how everything else on this site is cool...

If any of the links are wrong, tell me so I can fix them.

"Blue Chick": Yeah...Not really sure what this one's all about...Zarah helped me...

"Arturo": It's Arturo from days ago. I guess it's not coming as soon as I planned.

"Bored": Boring...thus the name.

"Ed the Rapist": You know it would not be the same without him...

"Evil": Not as evil as I thought it was at the time.

"Eyes": Hott. This was on my desktop, scared the crap out of my sister. Mission accomplished.

"Flaunt it!": All time favorite quote.

"The Godfather": All those goddamn lines...you have no idea.

"Gustav": No explanation. I just think he's cool.

"Gustav 2 (Pensive)": Another view.

"Half of a Horse": Pretty self-explanatory, got bored, decided it looked better unfinished.

"Half" or "Aussie": I can't remember why I called it half so I renamed it aussie 'cuz of the hair.

"Happy": Be happy. You look a helluva a lot better than Unibrow Foo.

"Jamal Ponders": Jamal ponders...

"Jamal": Jamal in his natural state.

"Mad Jamal": Jamal enraged.

"Man": Uh...a man. With no shirt and no muskles because I didn't feel like drawing them.

"Red Man": Man that is red.

"Snotrocketman": It's everyone's favorite super hero!!! Snotrocketman!!!

"Snotrocketman Powerup!!!": Everyone's favorite superhero gets ready to spew with precision!!!

"Surprise!": Uh...he's surprised.

"Svetlana": The token Russian slut.

"Trip": Arturo semi-Dilbert style in purple.

"Windygirl": Named thus because wherever she is it is so windy that her hair covered her mouth and I didn't have to draw it...how convenient.

"Mouth": Product of Weir's study session

"Gollum": So ugly it hurts.

"Neon Foo": yeah...Weir is awesome. Kinda looks like the Gollum picture. Maybe I had some weird traumatic incident when I was an infant that makes me dray people screaming and looking to the right.

"Blue Within Blue": Reading a cool book right now called Dune, these people addicted to this certain drug have blue eyes...thought it was cool

"Untitled": A collab with Ben during Weir...this file was so massive, but the jpeg ruined it, it was much more impressive before.

"Exotic": this one's from hella days ago, never put it up, and now I remember why...

"Melia": Don't worry, one day she WILL have pupils, but this is a base for my cartoon that I will make one day... OMG!!! SEE THE MELIA CARTOON!

"Bitch of a Bike": This one is definitely a classic. Drawn with a palette thingamabob just after I had rode my bike over to Howie's and the chain had become dislodged and the middle and yeah...pretty pissed about that one.

"Comfort Eagle": Inspired by a Cake song...hahaha this is the little man i see dancing around in my head whenever I listen to it.

"Eye with cool writing foo": Collab with heather, featuring my gigantic eye and chinese name and her scattered Japanese stuff...could say something really bad, i have no idea.

"Happy Person": the spray paint thingamabob looked really cool until the jpeg ruined it...curses...

"Nickelodeon Man": Random. Just plain random.

"MINERVA: GODESS OF THE DARK": hahaha, good times, a collab with howie using her exquisite palette.

This is a shot from my new cartoon which is in the works entitled "The Steffen Clan". Haven't worked on it in a while, one of those things that is really cool when you start it, but then becomes less and less cool...like the Melia cartoon...