Baked Ham vs. Anime
The age old debate

Why is Ham better?
It's a well known fact that ham is indeed a food. Therefore it is ediable. If you had nothing but ham for the rest of your life, you could survive on ham. If you're ham supply is running low, you can sell the ham and buy more ham cheap. Also ham is good.

What about anime?
Anime is good, but you cannot survive solely on anime. You will get hungry and die. Yes you can sell the anime to buy ham, but then you'd end up with ham again, which is better. Plus if you don't find someone to buy the anime soon enough, you will get hungry and die. True, you can eat the box if you get desperate, but that won't last long, like ham will, and it won't taste good, like ham does.

Evidence
In a poll for one's favorite anime (located at the bottom of the page) ham as the upper hand over some of today's most popular titles.
Update: Support your ham! New poll up and running at the bottom of the page! (vote numerous times...but only for ham, come back and vote everyday!)

So you can see HAM IS BETTER THAN ANIME!!!

Questions from the non-believers
Darth: Bt if you lived off just baked ham, you'd die. Vitamin deficeincy ><
-True, so when you sell your ham for money, you buy an orange AND more ham cheap!
Naomi: I don't like ham
-Well would you rather starve or eat ham and sell it for money and buy more ham cheap???
Andrew: I dont like ham and who would I sell ham to if I had it? I don't think anyone would just buy ham from me.
-People who like ham will buy it. If they are REALLY hungry, they will buy ham from you. There is always someone in this world in need of ham.

Comments
Dal: If I had to choose between baked ham and anime, I'd choose baked ham. Coz with anime, I'd die after a few days. But, with HAM, well.. I could live long.. and prosper.
Dal: Ham is almost as good as cookies.
Tuffie: Vote for Ham!
Ray Emmy Nemo: All of them have thier disses. You can't eat anime, and you can't learn Japanese by watching Ham. But, you can eat ham, and learn Japanese by watching Ham. See? They both are good, but both are bad. :P
Packerchu: -No one complains about "cut" parts from pig... -Painted cels aren't that tasty. -Hormel roXors 4Kids' boXers. -Austin, MN is close to Camp Snoopy, Japan is close to...China.
Kara: THATS PURE GENIOUS!!! Ham.....anime....I'd have to go with the ham
God: well, I am God, so i don't need to eat ham. I do however love anime and such. Now, if you'd excuse me i have to rain down fire and brimstone on the sinners...
-Very interesting, luckily I don't believe in an omnipresent deity so I'll be a sinner and stick with baked ham. (plus don't you think God would at least have better typing skills XD)

What is your favorite anime?
Gundam series
Evangelion
Azumanga Daioh
Record of Lodoss War
Love Hina
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun
Kare Kano
Fushigi Yuugi
I prefer baked ham over anime
  
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