1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity inspite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That goof ball was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report to
you earlier today. Kinly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
Scientists at Alabama State University, working under a $64.9M contract from the
Defence Advanced Research projects Agency (DARPA), have developed the first Internet Digital Perpetual Clock. Check it out at:
http:yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home. A Philadelphia man was found dead in his home last night. Detectives at the sceen found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ears.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
