A:  Wow!  I can't believe we're at Yankee Stadium!
B:  I know.  And we even get to see the Seattle Mariners.  Maybe we can get Ichiro and Sasaki's autographs.
A:  I don't know.  We're pretty high up.  We'll be lucky if we can even see them.
P.A. Announcer:  Please rise for the singing of our National Anthem.
(singing followed by cheering)
P.A. Announcer:  Batting for Seattle, right fielder, Ichiro Suzuki.
A&B:  (standing) I-chi-ro!  I-chi-ro!
NY Fan 1:  Down in front!
B:  What?
NY Fan 1:  Down in front!
A:  I think he means us.  Let's sit down.
NY Fan 1:  All right!  Come on!  This guy can't hit!
B:  He's very loud, isn't he?
A:  And very rude, too.
NY Fan 1:  Ball?!  That was right over the plate!  Are you blind, ump?!
B:  It's a hit!
A:  A double!
A&B:  I-chi-ro!  I-chi-ro!
Beer Man:  Hey!  Cold beer!  Cold beer here!  Get your cold beer here!

(Continued)