THE PEOPLES' SCREW LIBERATTION FRONT MANINFESTO
by William H. Wallace (for the Insane War Tomatoes) 
 
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS SCREWING YOU and has been ever since WWII. 
Isn't it about time you did something about it?  After the fall 
of Berlin, our nation assumed the role of toughest kid on the block.  
In order to maintain that image, the ever growing stockpile 
of COLD WAR MACHINERY needed constant servicing and so enormous 
quotas were imposed upon the metal fastener industry.  According to 
the Census of Manufacturers, in 1987, 4.8 billion doolars worth of 
SCREWS AND BOLTS, over 70 billion pieces, were distributed by the 
industry.  Manuacturing costs totaled over 2.1 billion dollars in 
materials, services, and fuel.  Naturally, most of their money was 
made back off of the GENERAL PUBLIC whose hunger for modern technology 
is being fed by the current cultural trends which have undoubtedly 
been skillfully engineered by the FASCIST/CAPITALISTS who run the 
country. We are already dangerously dependent upon tools and 
machinery. Very soon we will be entirely at the mercy of the great 
industrialists. The earth's resources are being manipulated not for 
the benefit of all, but rather to maintain the ATOMIC SWORD OF 
DAMOCLES which has dangled over our heads ever since the bombing 
of Hiroshima.  If, however, we work together, we can end this TYRANNICAL 
THREAT forever.  Imagine a world unfettered by lock washers and sheet 
metal screws, a world of true freedom, a blissful world suffused in 
the heady vapors of ADHESIVES.  We could reshape the future with our 
bare hands and without screwdrivers and wrenches. No longer would we 
be limited by the standard thread patterns.  The only tools we need 
are the ones we were born with, but for now we must fight fire with 
fire.  We must use their tools as the instrument of their undoing.  
If every free-thinking individual would remove just ONE SCREW A DAY, 
persistence and patience will inevitably triumph.  Before long the 
growing demand for replacement screws will undermine the industry. (An 
industry already in over its head)  By the time the FASCISTS/CAPITALISTS
realize what is happening it will be too late.  Their war machinery will 
literally fall apart in their BLOOD-STAINED, MONEY-GRUBBING hands.  We 
need to act now, though, and we need to infiltrate. Spread the word that 
the PEOPLE'S SCREW LIBERATION FRONT is up in counter clockwise twisting 
arms! TELL YOUR FRIENDS.....ONE SCREW EVERY DAY.