בריאן מספר לג'סטין על הפעם ה-1 שלו)פרק 1)

Brian:	Well, I was 14 my first time.
Justin:	That's really young.
Brian:	... with my gym teacher
Justin:	I'll bet he was some old perv.
Brian:	That old perv was probably the same age that I am now. (Pause) It was after school in the locker rooms. He was taking a shower, I went back for something... a book, my jock strap.. I don't remember. Anyway, there he was all naked, soaping himself. And he saw me there, a big boner under my chinos. Shit. I walked right into the showers with all my clothes on.
Justin:	No!
Brian:	Got down on my knees and sucked him off right there.
Justin:	He let you?
Brian:	Let me? He loved it.
Justin:	I bet you were scared.
Brian:	Well I guess we're all a little scared our first time.

Brian:	We were up in his room. We were 14, 15 tops. We were supposed to be studying, whatever. Only, we're not. We're looking at this trashy photo mag his mom swiped from the beauty parlour. Anyway, there's this shot of Patrick Swayze from Dirty Dancing... without his shirt on. So I've got this hard on just from looking at, and I glance over at Mikey, and guess what? He's got one too.
Michael:	Okay, you can stop now.
Brian:	Twin stiffies. I reach over, start rubbing it... he's practically swooning. I pop it out... start stroking it... nice and slow... and we're both this close... then... ... his mom walks in without knocking.
Justin:	They always do. Did she see you?
Brian:	I don't see how she could've missed it!
Michael:	Only we didn't cum, so it doesn't count.

Brian:	Shaved chest, pec implants, steriods, hair club for men.
Justin:	Yeah, it's sad isn't it... all these older guys... still partying way past their prime. They don't know when to stop. So how about the real thing?
Brian:	Check back with me in an hour.
Justin:	What? So now I'm a back up plan? Who you do when all else fails?
Brian:	How many times do I have to tell you we're not a couple? Michael and David are a couple. Lindsay and Melanie are a couple. Ted and whats-his-name are a couple.
Justin:	Yeah. so what are we Brian?
Brian:	I don't know about you, but... I'm single.

Justin:	I turned into a big queer.
Brian:	Yeah, lucky for you, otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time. It's too late now... there's no turning back.

Justin:	Did you see me?
Brian:	Yeah, I saw you.
Justin:	Well?
Brian:	I think that contest was rigged.
Sean	You know him?
Brian:	Yeah... I taught him everything he knows.
Justin:	Except how to dance. (pause) What's your name? I'd ask him, only I'm sure he doesn't know.
Sean:	Sean.
Justin:	You're hot. I was watching you.
Sean:	You were?
Justin:	It made me wanna fuck all night. Do you wanna get outta here?
Sean	You lead.
Brian:	I thought we had plans.
Justin:	(laughs) You couldn't do better. I told you I might have plans too.
Sean:	What's his problem?
Justin:	He's just my stalker.
Sean:	I suppose we could have a three-way... only he's kinda old.
Justin:	(laughs) We're also kinda leaving.

Ted:	Hail to the King!
Justin:	What a night!
Brian:	So how was he?
Justin:	He had the greatest ass. I brought him back, I fucked him all night. I think my dicks gonna be sore for a week.
Brian:	That's enough.
Michael:	Actually, I'd like to hear more.
Ted:	Speak slowly and enunciate.
Justin:	(laughs) Uh, he gave great head... he wanted me to fuck him with my crown on... it was kind of kinky. (They all laugh) After a while though, he got really clingy. He wanted to know when he could see me again...
Brian:	So what'd you tell him?
Justin:	(laughs) I told him that he could see me in his dreams.

Justin:	(laughing) Did you see their faces?
Brian:	Yeah - we gave them a prom they'll never forget.
Justin:	Me neither. It's the best night of my life.
Brian:	Even if it was ridiculously romantic.