| The List of Rejected Names for a Third Political Party By Robert N. Kirkpatrick The League of Extraordinary Genitals The Turd Twirlers The Neighborhood Biscuit Busters Crustaceans for Christ The Epitome of Evil Party The Free Fuzzy Funny Monkey Party The Skirting Around the Fringe Party The Okra Farters The Taste the Spots on Our Pants Party Hillary Clinton in 2008 Slim Billy & the Protuberance Beaters The Satan Haters Professor Dean Fitzwillies Anal Wart Circus The Tuna Melts Cigars, Cigarettes, Peccadilloes The Hysterians The Extremely Huggable Teddy Bear Lovers of East Ardmore, Oklahoma Captain Happy & The Hole Pluggers The Personal Friends of God The Burrowing Cunt Weasels The Sputtering Camels The We Hate Everyone That You Do Party The Wooly Boogers The International Society for the Prevention of Kindness The Johann Strauss Testicle Banquet The Silly Cross-eyed Bastard Party The Mystical Pomegranates The Tee Hee Hees The Miss Piggy Rectal Eruptors The Toad Thumpers The Liver Dinner Specials The Piss Pockets The Squat Jumping Atheists The Pirouetting Shit Slingers Fat Eddie and the Nasal Whistlers The Spaz Boy & Sister Thelma Party The Ghosts of Labor Day Past The Shadows of Impending Doom The Screaming Idiot Party The Pine Dwelling Castrators The We�re Gonna Start a War With Everybody Party The Stuttering Whisperers The Really Creepy Surrogate Mothers Martha Stewart�s Friends of The Galactic Empire The Why Not Wayne Filbert Party The Butt Dusters The Screw You & the Whole Frickin� Planet Party The Dinosaurs are for Sissy's Party The White Head Biters The Momma Why Does Daddy Smell Like Toasted Toe Nails Party The Bring Your Yalping Minions Unto Me Party The Sleepy Mashed Potato Boys The Children of Falisto, God of Immoral Terror The Carpeted Seed Tick Nest Party |
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