The List of Rejected Names for a Third Political Party

By Robert N. Kirkpatrick


The League of Extraordinary Genitals                               The Turd Twirlers
The Neighborhood Biscuit Busters                                    Crustaceans for Christ
The Epitome of Evil Party                                                The Free Fuzzy Funny Monkey Party
The Skirting Around the Fringe Party                                The Okra Farters
The Taste the Spots on Our Pants Party                            Hillary Clinton in 2008
Slim Billy & the Protuberance Beaters                               The Satan Haters
Professor Dean Fitzwillies Anal  Wart Circus                     The Tuna Melts
Cigars, Cigarettes, Peccadilloes                                        The Hysterians
The Extremely Huggable Teddy Bear Lovers of East Ardmore, Oklahoma
Captain Happy & The Hole Pluggers                                 The Personal Friends of God
The Burrowing Cunt Weasels                                           The Sputtering Camels
The We Hate Everyone That You Do Party                        The Wooly Boogers
The International Society for the Prevention of Kindness
The Johann Strauss Testicle Banquet                                 The Silly Cross-eyed Bastard Party
The Mystical Pomegranates                                              The Tee Hee Hees
The Miss Piggy Rectal Eruptors                                        The Toad Thumpers
The Liver Dinner Specials                                                 The Piss Pockets
The Squat Jumping Atheists                                              The Pirouetting Shit Slingers
Fat Eddie and the Nasal Whistlers                                      The Spaz Boy & Sister Thelma Party
The Ghosts of Labor Day Past                                          The Shadows of Impending Doom
The Screaming Idiot Party                                                The Pine Dwelling Castrators
The We�re Gonna Start a War With Everybody Party
The Stuttering Whisperers                                                The Really Creepy Surrogate Mothers
Martha Stewart�s Friends of The Galactic Empire               The Why Not Wayne Filbert Party
The Butt Dusters                                               The Screw You & the Whole Frickin� Planet Party
The Dinosaurs are for Sissy's Party                                   The White Head Biters
The Momma Why Does Daddy Smell Like Toasted Toe Nails Party
The Bring Your Yalping Minions Unto Me Party                  The Sleepy Mashed Potato Boys
The Children of Falisto, God of Immoral Terror                  The Carpeted Seed Tick Nest Party
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