| Since no one seems to know where Algore is these days, we figured it was time to have a little fun thinking about what he has been up to. So where in the world is Algore? One Rumor has him hanging out in Europe with all of his socialist buddies planning to make a political comeback in the United States in 2004. The problem for the United States is that he will be bringing all that leftist luggage back with him when he returns. Another rumor, has him in permanent seclusion in the country of Chad (we could only wish). This section discloses some recently found pictures of him. We have passed them along so that, you too, would know where in the world Algore is. |
 Algore's portrait was put on display commemorating his recent appearance in Russia praising his ideological comrades. Gorebousky, as they now refer to him, is rumored to have discussed his philosophy of an utopian community where everyone's earning potential is strictly regulated by a central bureaucracy (IRS?) and capitalism is regulated to death by the government. [The new look (beard) fits right in with the founders of communism.] |
 Algore was seen recently at the annual Wacko Green Weed (WGW) convention presenting his new invention, the environmentally safe Goremobile. With an amazing top speeds of 5 mph, the Goremobile would be the only legal means of transportation under an Algore Kyoto administration. He went on to explain that this amazing progressive means of transportation contains no safety barrier, but that the "Goreby" administration would mandate and strictly enforce that all drivers wear a revolutionary plasma safety suit that only costs $9,999.98 because quote "I care about the safety of the tax paying public". He went on to explain that he understood that some would not be able to afford this suit and that he would delegate a self appointed task force to decide who would get the suits for free and who would have to pay full price for them. Algore ended his presentation by saying how proud he was that all U.S. tax payers would be contributing to a cleaner utopian world. [Congress is considering changing the laws regarding fuel efficiency for vehicles by increasing the required vehicle MPG and including SUV and P/U trucks in the new requirements. If this occurs, then manufacturers will no longer be able to produce SUVs and P/U trucks as you know them. You can bet Kyoto Algore would sign this bill and kill SUVs just as station wagons died when the original laws were enacted in the 1970's.] |