| Favourite Quotes |
| Some of my favourite quotes, plus some pictures that I have made up, note that the first two are not jokes! |
| Welcome To Planet Earth Where No Good Deed Goes Unpunished |
| Life Is Like A Shit Sandwich, The More Bread You Have The Less Shit You Have To Swallow |
| Quotes From Friends (probably former friends after they see this!): |
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| The Punk Killed At The Beginning Of The Terminator |
| Special Character Officer Dick From Tony Hawks Pro Skater |
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