| Name : Officially "Swansea boy" Aka : haven't yet decided Age : 19 Occupation : studies politics at Southampton University Hobbies : -Giving a sexe change to his favorite celebrities -Playing the Granpappy with his grandson i.e : child abuse -Getting his arse kicked by Bernadette |
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| Father Ted's evil twin (swansea boy) invented the Druss Challenge (see Druss' page). His target is to loose a stone over the fourtnight. |
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| The little boy on the right is Simon's last victim |
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| Portrait |
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