It is the antithesis of fortune that has led you to call me
at this most inopportune time, this being a systemic anomaly
inherent in performing paid duties prohibiting extracurricular
cellular communication; vis-a-vis, work.
And while my lack of availability is something to be assiduosly
avoided, it is not unexpected, and therefore not beyond a measure
of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here.
Consigning a missive at this time would be most appropos and the
inclusion of vital personal information expoentially escalates the
probability of a reciprocation of telephonic communication. Ergo,
vis-a-vis, concordantly. You know what? I have no idea what I'm saying.
I just thought it would make me sound cool so, uh, leave a message.
